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Questions about noah ark
RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 16, 2015 at 12:22 am)Esquilax Wrote: If I recall, he was also the one who spent some time maybe a year ago telling us he believed man was created with a soul, but that there was also evolved man without one... which kinda fucks with the biblical timeline of the flood something fierce.

Some people have souls and some don't?
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(January 16, 2015 at 12:28 am)Nope Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 12:22 am)Esquilax Wrote: If I recall, he was also the one who spent some time maybe a year ago telling us he believed man was created with a soul, but that there was also evolved man without one... which kinda fucks with the biblical timeline of the flood something fierce.

Some people have souls and some don't?

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RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 16, 2015 at 12:28 am)Nope Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 12:22 am)Esquilax Wrote: If I recall, he was also the one who spent some time maybe a year ago telling us he believed man was created with a soul, but that there was also evolved man without one... which kinda fucks with the biblical timeline of the flood something fierce.

Some people have souls and some don't?

It was a pretty ridiculous story, so I didn't commit it to memory or anything, but I think it went that the ensouled man interbred with soulless man and the soul gene was passed on to future generations, somehow?
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RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 15, 2015 at 10:53 pm)Drich Wrote:
(January 15, 2015 at 3:45 pm)Chad32 Wrote: The seashells on mountaintop "proof" boggles my mind. You're supposed to learn how mountains form in middle school, at the latest, aren't you? Mountains rise. sometimes they rise from beneath the ocean. Hence fossils of sea creatures in very high places.

ROFLOL

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Should I? Thinking
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
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Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Are we talking about the infamous "three seashells?"
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RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 16, 2015 at 12:41 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 12:28 am)Nope Wrote: Some people have souls and some don't?

It was a pretty ridiculous story, so I didn't commit it to memory or anything, but I think it went that the ensouled man interbred with soulless man and the soul gene was passed on to future generations, somehow?

That is really weird and not something I have heard any other Christians say. Wow
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(January 16, 2015 at 12:44 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Are we talking about the infamous "three seashells?"

I got the answer right here http://antiquity.ac.uk/ProjGall/jeck/

Sheesh apologists need to think before they say something stupid.
People are just going to debunk it fairly easily.
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(January 15, 2015 at 11:28 pm)Drich Wrote: Are the fossils found on the top of a polygenic stratovolcano consistant with the Eocene period?
AGAIN! Source please. We are talking VOLCANO.

Stratovolcanoes or composite volcanoes are tall conical mountains composed of lava flows and other ejecta in alternate layers, the strata that gives rise to the name. Stratovolcanoes are also known as composite volcanoes because they are created from multiple structures during different kinds of eruptions. Strato/composite volcanoes are made of cinders, ash, and lava. Cinders and ash pile on top of each other, lava flows on top of the ash, where it cools and hardens, and then the process repeats. Classic examples include Mt. Fuji in Japan, Mayon Volcano in the Philippines, and Mount Vesuvius and Stromboli in Italy.
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(January 16, 2015 at 12:01 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(January 15, 2015 at 11:59 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: How old is the earth again, Drich?

Just remember, if he can show we don't know, then the answer must be god! Angel

Wait wait wait. He thinks the earth is God years old?
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(January 15, 2015 at 11:59 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: How old is the earth again, Drich?

As old as you or 'science' needs it to be. Makes no difference to me, or God.

(January 16, 2015 at 12:01 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(January 15, 2015 at 11:59 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: How old is the earth again, Drich?

Just remember, if he can show we don't know, then the answer must be god! Angel

Actually if 'he' can show you don't know, yet you believe science hold the answer, then "he" can demonstrate that you are a man of faith.

If your are indeed a man of faith, then I ask why not God?

(January 16, 2015 at 12:22 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 12:06 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Well, he just told us that Mt. Ararat was at the bottom of the ocean 50 million years ago, so I was just wondering...

I think he has trouble keeping his own story straight, honestly. If I recall, he was also the one who spent some time maybe a year ago telling us he believed man was created with a soul, but that there was also evolved man without one... which kinda fucks with the biblical timeline of the flood something fierce.

How so? The flood bottle necks humanity killing of monkey man leaving to fossilize in the mud while man with a soul moves on.

Here is a refresher
http://atheistforums.org/thread-14190.html

(January 16, 2015 at 12:28 am)Nope Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 12:22 am)Esquilax Wrote: If I recall, he was also the one who spent some time maybe a year ago telling us he believed man was created with a soul, but that there was also evolved man without one... which kinda fucks with the biblical timeline of the flood something fierce.

Some people have souls and some don't?

Before the flood in my 'theory' yes.

(January 16, 2015 at 12:44 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Are we talking about the infamous "three seashells?"

Did you run out of toilet paper?

(January 16, 2015 at 12:47 am)Nope Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 12:41 am)Esquilax Wrote: It was a pretty ridiculous story, so I didn't commit it to memory or anything, but I think it went that the ensouled man interbred with soulless man and the soul gene was passed on to future generations, somehow?

That is really weird and not something I have heard any other Christians say. Wow

Maybe it is time for another evolution creation thread... I usally do one round about the time the noobs want to bring up noah again.

(January 16, 2015 at 1:06 am)IATIA Wrote:
(January 15, 2015 at 11:28 pm)Drich Wrote: Are the fossils found on the top of a polygenic stratovolcano consistant with the Eocene period?
AGAIN! Source please. We are talking VOLCANO.

Stratovolcanoes or composite volcanoes are tall conical mountains composed of lava flows and other ejecta in alternate layers, the strata that gives rise to the name. Stratovolcanoes are also known as composite volcanoes because they are created from multiple structures during different kinds of eruptions. Strato/composite volcanoes are made of cinders, ash, and lava. Cinders and ash pile on top of each other, lava flows on top of the ash, where it cools and hardens, and then the process repeats. Classic examples include Mt. Fuji in Japan, Mayon Volcano in the Philippines, and Mount Vesuvius and Stromboli in Italy.

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Google: polygenic stratovolcano

We are talking about the same thing.
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