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Questions about noah ark
#91
RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 15, 2015 at 3:45 pm)Chad32 Wrote: The seashells on mountaintop "proof" boggles my mind. You're supposed to learn how mountains form in middle school, at the latest, aren't you? Mountains rise. sometimes they rise from beneath the ocean. Hence fossils of sea creatures in very high places.

ROFLOL

You don't see a problem here?!?!
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#92
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Er, no. Why; do you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#93
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(January 15, 2015 at 10:53 pm)Drich Wrote: You don't see a problem here?!?!
I will spell it out so that you can look it up.

P-L-A-T-E T-E-C-T-O-N-I-C-S
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

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#94
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(January 15, 2015 at 8:35 am)Drich Wrote: The atheist response so far:

Think..... Panic

The atheist is the one on the left.
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#95
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Are the fossils found on the top of a polygenic stratovolcano consistant with the Eocene period? (50 million years ago? Because don't look now but that was the last time the top of mt. Ararat was at the bottom of the ocean) or are they more consistant current sea life?

Uh-oh
Thinking...... Panic
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#96
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(January 15, 2015 at 11:28 pm)Drich Wrote: Are the fossils found on the top of a polygenic stratovolcano consistant with the Eocene period? (50 million years ago? Because don't look now but that was the last time the top of mt. Ararat was at the bottom of the ocean) or are they more consistant current sea life?

Uh-oh
Thinking...... Panic

And if science doesn't currently have an answer, that's evidence for god!

All things concerning ignorance are evidence for god! Rolleyes

Do you have any positive evidence for your claim, or is all you have the same negative shit that I've rebutted back on page fucking three? Dodgy
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#97
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How old is the earth again, Drich?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#98
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(January 15, 2015 at 11:59 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: How old is the earth again, Drich?

Just remember, if he can show we don't know, then the answer must be god! Angel
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#99
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Well, he just told us that Mt. Ararat was at the bottom of the ocean 50 million years ago, so I was just wondering...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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(January 16, 2015 at 12:06 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Well, he just told us that Mt. Ararat was at the bottom of the ocean 50 million years ago, so I was just wondering...

I think he has trouble keeping his own story straight, honestly. If I recall, he was also the one who spent some time maybe a year ago telling us he believed man was created with a soul, but that there was also evolved man without one... which kinda fucks with the biblical timeline of the flood something fierce.
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