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The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
#51
RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
Good luck getting it through to him, Becca. I've said it three times now Undecided
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#52
RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(February 28, 2015 at 2:42 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: No one is claiming Jesus was married.

Why is this so hard for you to grasp? "Probably" is not an effing claim!
Do you have a problem with someone requesting sources?
(February 28, 2015 at 12:17 pm)Sionnach Wrote: There are apocryphal books which depict Jesus as having been married.
This IS a claim, and I am trying to find out exactly where in these particular books Jesus is portrayed as being married.
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#53
RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(February 28, 2015 at 11:28 am)Huggy74 Wrote: What's there to reason about? None of you have put forth one shred of credible evidence to back up you argument. If you want to claim that Jesus was married, Provide your sources, that's all.

The burden of reason lies on the one making the claim from the normal expected state. I don't have to waste my time trying to "prove" that the sun will shine tomorrow even if I first propose the claim. The "Average" male does "mate up" one way or another, so the onus is to prove jesus did not follow the norm of his day. The evidence that he didn't occasionally fuck is weaker than the evidence that he did given so little evidence.

Trivial claims require little evidence, but extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
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#54
RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
Lol... Popcorn

(February 28, 2015 at 3:03 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
Quote:There are apocryphal books which depict Jesus as having been married.
This IS a claim, and I am trying to find out exactly where in these particular books Jesus is portrayed as being married.

You're right. I'm inclined to think that it doesn't matter if he was single, gay, married to one person or even several. The whole book is filled with nonsense. I don't even know if the dude was real, and IF he was, of all the crazy shit the book says he did, marriage would be the easiest and most trivial thing to convince me of as being true. That being said, the bible is like the longest and oldest active game of Telphone. So, using that book to source details like the character's hair color or favorite food seems to be a bit pointless.
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#55
RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(February 28, 2015 at 3:03 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: This IS a claim, and I am trying to find out exactly where in these particular books Jesus is portrayed as being married.

It is a claim just as your statement that jesus was not married is a claim, both claims having sources to support them but no validity present to support the claims as anything nearing what could pass for truth.

In providing my sources I am meŕely showing that there are sources available to support the claim. It is up to you to choose to believe in either the not married myth or the married myth.
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#56
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Zeus was gay, and he had 3 boyfriends. I heard that from a reliable source.
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#57
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(February 28, 2015 at 3:36 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: Zeus was gay, and he had 3 boyfriends. I heard that from a reliable source.

Were they the father, son and the holy spirit by any chance?
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#58
RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
These are just the Greek ones, but if we're gonna nitpick over relationship status, it's gonna take us forever to determine which ones were real...


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#59
RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
It's always fun watching Buggy flaunt his stupidity.

Well, not really, but it sounded like a good thing to post.

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#60
RE: The Jesus Freaks Will Hate This
(February 28, 2015 at 3:33 pm)Sionnach Wrote:
(February 28, 2015 at 3:03 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: This IS a claim, and I am trying to find out exactly where in these particular books Jesus is portrayed as being married.

It is a claim just as your statement that jesus was not married is a claim, both claims having sources to support them but no validity present to support the claims as anything nearing what could pass for truth.

In providing my sources I am meŕely showing that there are sources available to support the claim. It is up to you to choose to believe in either the not married myth or the married myth.

But you haven't provided any sources have you? You guys don't have a problem providing chapter and verse of the Bible when it suits you, why then is it so hard to get a specific reference to your claim in the apocryphal books?
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