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The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
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RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
(April 19, 2015 at 8:34 pm)professor Wrote: Chuck, I suppose that creative bit of words above was directed to myself,
but it does have the look of aiming at NoMore's question.
You need to do better.

It was directed at you and could be directed at no one but you.   It only seem to you to have the look of being directed at someone else because you so habitually wishthink that it is second nature to you.
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#12
RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
Chuck, I guess you really can't do any better.
Sorry I miss-judged you.
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#13
RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
I really don't know what else you can do to get through to someone about these things, if they are prepared to just make up any bullshit explanation after another and refuse to consider how ridiculously impossible the whole thing is. (I'm talking to OP Smile )

I guess it is a good launching pad though for why worshipping this dick for brains God is a bad idea.

1. He fucked up everything. Again. (See garden of Eden.)

2. Instead of resetting things instantly and putting them right, he decides to have a tantrum and blame his creations, including all the animals who have nothing to do with it.

3. Such irrationality and anger are not qualities one would normally associate with an omnipotent, omniscient being but rather a dodgy human.

4. After deciding to kill everything, he chooses one of the most hideous ways possible, making his creations suffer a gruesome horrible slow death.

5. Incest follows. Humanity would not be able to repopulate from such a small sample. Neither would the animals. Oh I forgot, that's about reality. Never mind.

6. He can't even come up with his own method of solving problems but steals it from other "made up" gods.

Remind me why anyone would even tolerate this God, let alone worship it?
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RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
I've used this little trap before on a young-earth creationist. I have never seen a human being so profoundly speechless in all my life. I actually feared he was going to suffocate. Feel free to use it Tongue

It went something like this.

Me: So you think that evolution does not happen, and all the animals of the world came into being exactly as they are?
Moron: Yes.
Me: You also believe the story of Noah's Ark is totally, literally true?
Moron: Yes.
Me: Ok, so there are thought to be over 8 MILLION species in the world today. Tell me, if evolution does not happen, and with space only for a few thousand animals AT MOST, how do we have this much genetic variety in the world after only a few thousand years?
Moron: ....................................................*Makes a noise like a goat in labour, goes bright red*.
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RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
Ieo, maybe you need to step up to a higher level of moron in your discussions.
2 of each kind were brought in to Noah.
In other words, 2 dogs, not all the different breeds of dog.
Same with everything else.
Within each kind was, and is genetic variation- the variation is in the blueprint from day one.
Evolutionists trip over the word they concocted- species.
If you have a pet and someone asks what kind of pet you have? you might reply- a cat.
Same idea. A cat is a "Kind" of animal.
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RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
(April 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm)professor Wrote: Ieo, maybe you need to step up to a higher level of moron in your discussions.
2 of each kind were brought in to Noah.
In other words, 2 dogs, not all the different breeds of dog.
Same with everything else.  
Within each kind was, and is genetic variation- the variation is in the blueprint from day one.
Evolutionists trip over the word they concocted- species.
If you have a pet and someone asks what kind of pet you have?  you might reply- a cat.
Same idea. A cat is a "Kind" of animal.

Seems I've found a whole new level with you, prof babycakes Wink
We're talking about genetic variations that take hundreds of thousands to millions of years to establish themselves. The common ancestor for zebras and horses, for example lived around 4-5 million years ago.
Please keep going though, I am finding you increasingly hilarious. Whether poe, troll or TRUE BELEEVAH, you're great. Tongue
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RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
Quote:Ieo, maybe you need to step up to a higher level of moron in your discussions.

You volunteering, prof?
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RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
(April 19, 2015 at 8:46 pm)professor Wrote: Chuck, I guess you really can't do any better.
Sorry I miss-judged you.

That's a relief.   If I had remained favorably judged by one who would favorably judge genesis, or answersingenesis, I would have to hang myself out of sheer ambarassment.
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#19
RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
A cat is one kind of animal.
A tiger, lion, cougar, panther, leopard, hyena, etc are all also kinds of animals.
Unless you're going to claim that 'feline' is a kind unto itself, and say that all those animals plus cat are just one kind.
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RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...
(April 19, 2015 at 9:44 pm)LostLocke Wrote: A cat is one kind of animal.
A tiger, lion, cougar, panther, leopard, hyena, etc are all also kinds of animals.
Unless you're going to claim that 'feline' is a kind unto itself, and say that all those animals plus cat are just one kind.

^Literally why biologists in their right mind would never use kinds. This is why we have species because literally felines and dogs have several sub species. 
I.E. diverse species of cats and dogs. Hypo allergenic cats human made species same goes with hypo allergenic gods and animals. 
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