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The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
(June 18, 2015 at 1:40 pm)Rekeisha Wrote: God is three persons one God
Judges 13, Daniel 10, Jeremiah 2, Gen 18:16-33

Ducks offspring are Ducks. People offspring are People. God's offspring is God. People can adopt dogs. God can adopt people.
Iroscato is that what I said?

And yet more emptyness. First, I'm not interested in bible quotes. I'm interested in riddling the trinity.

So god's offspring is god. Great, so god fathered another god and there goes the trinity down the toilet. If he just cloned himself to be Jesus, there goes the meaning of the sacrifice down the toilet. Since god, your god, can't die by definition.
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
(June 18, 2015 at 1:40 pm)Rekeisha Wrote: God is three persons one God
Judges 13, Daniel 10, Jeremiah 2, Gen 18:16-33

Ducks offspring are Ducks. People offspring are People. God's offspring is God. People can adopt dogs. God can adopt people.
Iroscato is that what I said?

No 'I'll pray for you, filthy infidel' this time? Sad

And I was so excited to tell you I'm having a threesome with Satan and Beelzebub Undecided
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
(June 18, 2015 at 1:40 pm)Rekeisha Wrote: God is three persons one God
Judges 13, Daniel 10, Jeremiah 2, Gen 18:16-33

Ducks offspring are Ducks. People offspring are People. God's offspring is God. People can adopt dogs. God can adopt people.
Iroscato is that what I said?

But my father is not me, nor am I my father. I'll look at the chapters when I have time. You can't be your own father. It kind of loses the meaning of the word if it were true.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
(June 18, 2015 at 1:40 pm)Rekeisha Wrote: God is three persons one God
Judges 13, Daniel 10, Jeremiah 2, Gen 18:16-33

Ducks offspring are Ducks. People offspring are People. God's offspring is God. People can adopt dogs. God can adopt people.
Iroscato is that what I said?

I wasn't sure, that why I asked if I was following correctly. It does seem like a typically convoluted and illogical concept, something seen with alarming regularity when it comes to you god-botherers.
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
(June 18, 2015 at 1:40 pm)Rekeisha Wrote: God is three persons one God
Judges 13, Daniel 10, Jeremiah 2, Gen 18:16-33

Ducks offspring are Ducks. People offspring are People. God's offspring is God. People can adopt dogs. God can adopt people.
Iroscato is that what I said?

This is a croc of shit and makes no sense whatsoever. Congrats.
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
(June 18, 2015 at 1:40 pm)Rekeisha Wrote: God is three persons one God
Judges 13, Daniel 10, Jeremiah 2, Gen 18:16-33

Ducks offspring are Ducks. People offspring are People. God's offspring is God. People can adopt dogs. God can adopt people.
Iroscato is that what I said?

Yes but the thing is that god didn't mate with another God he mated with a human (Mary) so Jesus is the weird half human half god hybrid thing.  Also when somebody is "three persons in one" we call that split personality disorder, and its especially a problem when the different personalities disagree with one another on how to handle things.  Therefore I don't think a God with such a disorder (as well as the blatant anger problems and jealousy issues) is not fit to run the universe.
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
@Mental Outlaw You make a lot of statements here but how did you draw these conclusions?

@chad your are right I am not my father. Still God is something totally other than what we are I was trying to explain the concept that if Jesus says he is God son then He is saying He is God. Therefore the Jews assumed he was blaspheming.

@Iroscato I don't know the ins and outs of how it works. I am still in the process of understanding that. So in the meantime I will do what God has told me to do.
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
(June 19, 2015 at 12:23 pm)Rekeisha Wrote: @chad your are right I am not my father. Still God is something totally other than what we are I was trying to explain the concept that if Jesus says he is God son then He is saying He is God.  Therefore the Jews assumed he was blaspheming.

So if he's god, the god your one and only god possessing three personas, how can he die? And if he can't die, the sacrifice story is botched from the start. It's even more off, since, if he's god, he supposedly atoned for a sin he created.
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I think she doesn't like me :c

And all I did was say I'm having sex with satan....
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RE: The Reasons why "Just Following Jesus" Doesn't work
(June 19, 2015 at 12:44 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I think she doesn't like me :c

And all I did was say I'm having sex with satan....

When the hell did my first wife travel to Bosnia?!?
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