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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard
July 13, 2015 at 2:38 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2015 at 2:45 am by Kaninchen.)
(July 12, 2015 at 4:36 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: 1. Start a thread by inserting an absurd quote from one individual from the Other Side. Linking to a news item from an obscure website also works.
2. Make broad sweeping generalizations about EVERYONE on the Other Side based on the single example cited in Step 1.
3. Express outrage, disbelief or both at the beliefs and actions of the Other Side cited in Step 1.
4. Use foul-language to show that you're all grown up now and that YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS about not liking the Other Side cited in Step 1.
5. Follow up with obligatory YouTube videos and/or memes mocking the Other Side.
6. Yuck it up with anyone from Your Side who also posts mocking the Other Side using steps 2, 3, 4 or 5.
7. Congratulate yourself and others for really having given the Other Side what for.
8. Thank God that you are not on the Other Side. Oh, wait...
Repeat Steps 1-7 daily to avoid actually thinking about what the Other Side is saying. (And joining them.)
Or, you can, inter alia:
1 blitz a forum with lots of copying and pasting;
2 deal with disagreement by saying the same thing over and over but louder;
3 patronise, patronise, patronise;
4 congratulate yourself whenever possible; and, of course,
5 run to the moderator for cover.
How's the shooting fish in a barrel going, Randy?
The gods did not reveal, from the beginning,
All things to us, but in the course of time
Through seeking we may learn and know things better.
These things are, we conjecture, like the truth.
But as for certain truth, no man has known it,
Nor shall he know it, neither of the gods
Nor yet of all the things of which I speak.
And even if by chance he were to utter
The final truth, he would himself not know it:
For all is but a woven web of guesses.
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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard
July 13, 2015 at 7:39 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2015 at 7:42 am by Randy Carson.)
(July 13, 2015 at 2:38 am)Kaninchen Wrote: (July 12, 2015 at 4:36 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: 1. Start a thread by inserting an absurd quote from one individual from the Other Side. Linking to a news item from an obscure website also works.
2. Make broad sweeping generalizations about EVERYONE on the Other Side based on the single example cited in Step 1.
3. Express outrage, disbelief or both at the beliefs and actions of the Other Side cited in Step 1.
4. Use foul-language to show that you're all grown up now and that YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS about not liking the Other Side cited in Step 1.
5. Follow up with obligatory YouTube videos and/or memes mocking the Other Side.
6. Yuck it up with anyone from Your Side who also posts mocking the Other Side using steps 2, 3, 4 or 5.
7. Congratulate yourself and others for really having given the Other Side what for.
8. Thank God that you are not on the Other Side. Oh, wait...
Repeat Steps 1-7 daily to avoid actually thinking about what the Other Side is saying. (And joining them.)
Or, you can, inter alia:
1 blitz a forum with lots of copying and pasting;
2 deal with disagreement by saying the same thing over and over but louder;
3 patronise, patronise, patronise;
4 congratulate yourself whenever possible; and, of course,
5 run to the moderator for cover.
How's the shooting fish in a barrel going, Randy?
Kaninchen! Welcome to the Dark Side!
The fireworks haven't started, yet, so you're just in time.
Had some problems with mods lately, have you? Well, it's about damn time.
But don't worry, K, in this forum, you have home field advantage. Everyone will love you here. See, you already got kudos. I'll give you one, too. They taste great, and they have zero calories. (How symbolic is that?)
And we can finally speak our minds without restraint. Should be a hoot!
One other thing, I know that your specialty is the snarky one-liner post devoid of actual content, but seriously, try to interact with the arguments and facts being presented and not argue to the man (as above).
You may find it gets easier after you've done it once or twice.
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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard
July 13, 2015 at 7:45 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2015 at 7:50 am by Fidel_Castronaut.)
Oh do shut up Randy will you? Your repeated sniping at everything about this forum is becoming tiresome. In reality, whilst nobody here seems to like you too much (reasons for that aside), there equally is nobody trying to shut you down or censor your views. We just aren't convinced by them. I'm sure Kaninchen holds several views that people will also disagree with, but the reason s/he gets kudos is because s/he isn't an insufferable ass about it (& I can tell that after just 6 posts). And to be clear, being an insufferable ass is not against the rules either, but please don't make us all crack out the violin every time you post some absurd assertion and get the predictable results.
Welcome to the forum Kaninchen.
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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard
July 13, 2015 at 7:46 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2015 at 7:48 am by robvalue.)
Why is it so important to you that everyone agrees with you I wonder?
I bet you are used to debating other Christians, where they don't question your magical premises.
Learn some basic logic. Every one of your arguments is loaded with logical fallacies. Until you address that, no one here is going to take you seriously. You're still making the same mistakes as when you first joined, apparently you've learned nothing.
You have an omnipotent God on your side, how much more advantage can we give you? Why are you still failing? Atheism is more powerful than God, it seems.
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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard
July 13, 2015 at 7:49 am
I see Carson is finally cracking up.
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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard
July 13, 2015 at 7:50 am
(July 13, 2015 at 7:46 am)robvalue Wrote: I bet you are used to debating other Christians, where they don't question your magical premises.
I'm sorry to disagree with you so quickly.
I've been rowing with Randy for quite a long time and Randy doesn't debate or discuss.
Randy repeats himself, usually with even more copy and pasting. Then he declares himself the winner, accompanied by self-congratulation.
The gods did not reveal, from the beginning,
All things to us, but in the course of time
Through seeking we may learn and know things better.
These things are, we conjecture, like the truth.
But as for certain truth, no man has known it,
Nor shall he know it, neither of the gods
Nor yet of all the things of which I speak.
And even if by chance he were to utter
The final truth, he would himself not know it:
For all is but a woven web of guesses.
Xenophanes
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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard
July 13, 2015 at 7:51 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2015 at 7:52 am by robvalue.)
Kanin: I stand corrected! You are indeed right. I've tried very hard to give randy the chance to debate properly, and it just doesn't happen.
Cue the meltdown, abuse of staff, ignoring the rules, ignoring warnings, abuse of the report button, getting banned, and going back to Christian forums playing the martyr and claiming victory because atheists can't "handle you".
We've been through this dance many times before. You are nothing new to us.
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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard
July 13, 2015 at 7:52 am
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2015 at 7:54 am by The Grand Nudger.)
These whineposts are starting to fly off your desk at an increasing rate Randy. You burning out on us? It's clear that evangelical work is more difficult than you expected it to be, don't be discouraged, keep at the grindstone. You're providing a valuable service to us, even if it's not the service you intended to provide when you joined. We'd miss you if you left, you know. 
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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard
July 13, 2015 at 7:52 am
(July 13, 2015 at 7:50 am)Kaninchen Wrote: (July 13, 2015 at 7:46 am)robvalue Wrote: I bet you are used to debating other Christians, where they don't question your magical premises.
I'm sorry to disagree with you so quickly.
I've been rowing with Randy for quite a long time and Randy doesn't debate or discuss.
Randy repeats himself, usually with even more copy and pasting. Then he declares himself the winner, accompanied by self-congratulation.
And I'm sure you can forsee that we are all really convinced by it and take it totally seriously ^_^ 
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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard
July 13, 2015 at 7:53 am
Severe case of butthurt.
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