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| Poll: Sick of Jesus? This poll is closed. |
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| Yes | 23 | 67.65% | |
| No | 6 | 17.65% | |
| Who? | 2 | 5.88% | |
| Get out of my head, demon! | 3 | 8.82% | |
| Total | 34 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
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 (July 21, 2015 at 5:37 pm)Beccs Wrote:(July 21, 2015 at 5:34 pm)Cato Wrote: I am tired of hearing the same old stories, particularly those that assume I've never heard it before, but Jesus can be a source of mild amusement. Whenever I have the misfortune of needing to talk to the cable company I always complain that I'm subsidizing 15 channels of Jesus and demand a monthly discount. I get a kick out of the reactions. . . . with Liam Neeson as our Lord and Savior: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you." I smell a franchise! 
Jesus: First Blood, Part I
Jesus 2: First Blood, Part II Jesus 3: Slaughterfest 2015 Jesus 4: Back with a Vengeance Jesus 5: Jesus vs. Predator vs. Alien (JvPvA) 
Not as good as your idea, Beccs.
 (July 21, 2015 at 5:45 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Jesus: First Blood, Part IJesus Christ: the gritty reboot.
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot
We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal 
And his catchphrase: "I came back!"
In homage to Arnie Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
What about a sitcom?
"Everybody loves Jesus"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Gotta do it.
A little, yeah. Jesus is why I have two facebook accounts. I only check the family friendly/non-atheist one occasionally.
"Stop scrolling if you love jesus" Give me a fucking break.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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