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Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?

Poll: Sick of Jesus?
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Yes
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Who?
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Get out of my head, demon!
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Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
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#41
RE: Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
July 21, 2015 at 5:39 pm
Like this?

[Image: Djesus+Uncrossed.jpg]
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#42
RE: Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
July 21, 2015 at 5:42 pm
(July 21, 2015 at 5:37 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(July 21, 2015 at 5:34 pm)Cato Wrote: I am tired of hearing the same old stories, particularly those that assume I've never heard it before, but Jesus can be a source of mild amusement. Whenever I have the misfortune of needing to talk to the cable company I always complain that I'm subsidizing 15 channels of Jesus and demand a monthly discount. I get a kick out of the reactions.

Yeah, we need some new Jebus stories.

Hollywood are into the whole "reboot" thing right now.  Perhaps a Jesus reboot, set in the modern age.

Jesus comes back and starts hunting down the descendants of those who killed him.  And then he wanders the South and starts eliminating all those who do shit in his name but have apparently never read the bible.

"Jesus: The Vendetta"

. . . with Liam Neeson as our Lord and Savior: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."

I smell a franchise!
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#43
RE: Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
July 21, 2015 at 5:45 pm
Jesus: First Blood, Part I
Jesus 2: First Blood, Part II
Jesus 3: Slaughterfest 2015
Jesus 4: Back with a Vengeance
Jesus 5: Jesus vs. Predator vs. Alien (JvPvA)
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#44
RE: Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
July 21, 2015 at 5:48 pm
Not as good as your idea, Beccs.



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#45
RE: Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
July 21, 2015 at 5:53 pm
(July 21, 2015 at 5:45 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Jesus: First Blood, Part I
Jesus 2: First Blood, Part II
Jesus 3: Slaughterfest 2015
Jesus 4: Back with a Vengeance
Jesus 5: Jesus vs. Predator vs. Alien (JvPvA)
Jesus Christ: the gritty reboot.
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
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#46
RE: Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
July 21, 2015 at 5:56 pm
And his catchphrase: "I came back!"

In homage to Arnie

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#47
RE: Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
July 21, 2015 at 6:38 pm
What about a sitcom?
"Everybody loves Jesus"
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#48
RE: Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
July 21, 2015 at 7:24 pm
Gotta do it.



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#49
RE: Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
July 21, 2015 at 7:56 pm
A little, yeah. Jesus is why I have two facebook accounts. I only check the family friendly/non-atheist one occasionally.

"Stop scrolling if you love jesus"

Give me a fucking break.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Are you sick of hearing about Jesus?
July 21, 2015 at 8:02 pm
http://youtu.be/6FigprdcBGA
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