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Having Surgery in the Morning
#51
RE: Having Surgery in the Morning
Hey Iggy,

It doesn't hurt when I laugh anymore, so pour it on thick and droll.

I had to get out of bed, y'all, cause the longer I lay there the less I feel like getting up. These stitches are so well done, if my surgeon ever gets tired of doctoring, he could make it as a tailor.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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#52
RE: Having Surgery in the Morning
Glad to hear you're doing well Rhonda! Keep it up c:
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#53
RE: Having Surgery in the Morning
(August 2, 2015 at 4:25 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Glad to hear you're doing well Rhonda! Keep it up c:

Your new avatar looks like something cute and fluffy. Is that a duck-billed platypus or a putty tat?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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#54
RE: Having Surgery in the Morning
It's a waffle monster c:
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#55
RE: Having Surgery in the Morning
Rhonda, my wife's been in hospital for 2 weeks now trying to get over a stomach infection.
She'll be there for at least one more week.
She originally went in for a minor keyhole and guess what? It got infected!
Now they're just fighting the infection. They've opened her up twice just trying to clean it.

Hence why I'm not on much lately.
It's pretty stressful for me also because for the first time in 25 years, I've had to learn how to wash dishes at home!
Wasn't that hard! I also learnt how to do a load of washing. I don't think I'm capable of cooking though? Are you free?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#56
RE: Having Surgery in the Morning
I'm sorry to hear it Igs, best wishes to both of you Undecided
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#57
RE: Having Surgery in the Morning
Our thoughts are with you, Ignoramus.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#58
RE: Having Surgery in the Morning
(August 2, 2015 at 5:50 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: It's a waffle monster c:

I think I had one of those the other day, though mine didn't have whiskers. Maybe if I use shredded wheat?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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#59
RE: Having Surgery in the Morning
(August 2, 2015 at 5:52 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Rhonda, my wife's been in hospital for 2 weeks now trying to get over a stomach infection.
She'll be there for at least one more week.
She originally went in for a minor keyhole and guess what? It got infected!
Now they're just fighting the infection. They've opened her up twice just trying to clean it.

Hence why I'm not on much lately.
It's pretty stressful for me also because for the first time in 25 years, I've had to learn how to wash dishes at home!
Wasn't that hard! I also learnt how to do a load of washing. I don't think I'm capable of cooking though? Are you free?

That's called an Iatrogenic disorder. You'd be surprised the number of people laid up in the hospital with stuff they didn't have when they went in. Maybe you should take her out of there.

You could do what I did when I was a kid and had to bust suds. I'd get through the ordeal by pretending I was swabbing the deck on a pirate ship. Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Nothing is free, daddy. Just go to the store and buy a roticerie chicken.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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#60
RE: Having Surgery in the Morning
Good luck to you Iggers - and how are you Rhonda?
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