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Rapture September 2015
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 6:28 pm
I like when religious people make specific claims with dates. That way there's no getting out of it thanks to vagueness.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 6:53 pm
(September 14, 2015 at 6:28 pm)Cecelia Wrote: I like when religious people make specific claims with dates.  That way there's no getting out of it thanks to vagueness.

But they make all sorts of excuses.  Look at Camping, a few years ago.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 6:55 pm
It all reminds me a bit of the Heaven's Gate people (their website is still up!) and the Jonestown Massacre where they all drank the poisoned Kool-Aid.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 6:56 pm
(September 14, 2015 at 5:21 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Professor and Randy sniff each other out.  Is this what ecumenicalism in an asylum looks like?

Aye.

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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 8:15 pm
You'll never get through the security door, prof, no matter what body you're wearing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 9:44 pm (This post was last modified: September 14, 2015 at 10:01 pm by Losty.)
(September 14, 2015 at 5:22 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: So, tomorrow's the big day v 2.0? or was it rescheduled per Godly instruction?

What have I missed?

Oh how the time flies by. I am stocked up on lube for the rapture orgy, it's byoc (bring your own condoms) this year so I hope everyone is ready!
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 9:59 pm
I didn't read all 80 zillion posts on in this thread, but "not to worry".  Nobody knows when it will be except God himself.  I can't relax, though.  I keep worrying that it will happen in the next second, then the next, then the next...........
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:05 pm (This post was last modified: September 14, 2015 at 10:05 pm by Ravenshire.)
(September 13, 2015 at 1:16 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 13, 2015 at 1:10 pm)professor Wrote: but nothing has ever had so many arrows pointing to one time frame in all these 40+ years.

Exactly how many more arrows does this time frame have than your last rapture prediction date? Just one more, two, ten, a hundred more arrows? I need to know how many arrows it has.

I'm betting one quiverfull movement of arrows. Angel
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:10 pm
(September 13, 2015 at 3:22 pm)professor Wrote: Come on, Dyre, and Mafia- the Departure / Rapture is a world wide event, of course, those who are ready leave at the same time all over the planet.
I happens that the US has a large number of Christians along with the informational tech ability to share with the world.
China probably will lose more people upward than here.
The US is part of symbolic Babylon the Great, and modern symbolic Egypt (think Exodus).
The Catholic institution (the whore riding the beast) is also very entrenched here.
Thank you Losty.

Prof, if only you could see just how bat-shit crazy you look to anyone and everyone outside your little delusion.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
September 14, 2015 at 10:11 pm
(September 14, 2015 at 9:59 pm)Lek Wrote: I didn't read all 80 zillion posts on in this thread, but "not to worry".  Nobody knows when it will be except God himself.  I can't relax, though.  I keep worrying that it will happen in the next second, then the next, then the next...........

What a horrible way to live your life.
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