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What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
#11
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
(September 20, 2015 at 4:15 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I speed on back roads. Crazy, huh?

That was going to be my answer.

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A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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#12
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
Just slight kidnappings. Nothing very important.
Did you know that if you are on an Unlicensed Boat in International Waters, you can commit murder and never be convicted, as long as you dump the body in international waters.
But, I am not THAT wild.
I don't have a boat.
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#13
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
You know those plastic gift cards you can pick up anywhere?
I've got fucking hundreds of them! I need them when doing body work on the old mustang. (Use them to spread the bondo)

I can believe Interpol has caught up with me yet!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#14
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
Sometimes I try to make my dog hump my cat so I can make the apocalypse happen.
I was 14 when I read the entire bible but from what I do remember I'm fairly certain that was the sole requirement.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
(September 21, 2015 at 5:25 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Sometimes I try to make my dog hump my cat so I can make the apocalypse happen.
I was 14 when I read the entire bible but from what I do remember I'm fairly certain that was the sole requirement.

Welcome back motherfucker!
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#16
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
(September 20, 2015 at 4:10 pm)abaris Wrote: Fart in elevators. Preferably the small ones.

I still remember my first trip to Europe and how much smaller the elevators are there compared to our enormous ones here in the states.  I was in Lippstadt, Germany and our office building was so old it still had a functioning paternoster (still does).  I thought those people were batsh*t crazy using that thing.
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
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#17
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
(September 21, 2015 at 1:45 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: I still remember my first trip to Europe and how much smaller the elevators are there compared to our enormous ones here in the states.  I was in Lippstadt, Germany and our office building was so old it still had a functioning paternoster (still does).  I thought those people were batsh*t crazy using that thing.

You can't build spacious elevators in old buildings. Many of them are heritage property and can't be adapted to suit the elevator. Accordingly the elevator has to be adapted. That paternoster is probably protected, so it can't be replaced with something more contemporary.
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#18
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
(September 21, 2015 at 1:54 pm)abaris Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 1:45 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: I still remember my first trip to Europe and how much smaller the elevators are there compared to our enormous ones here in the states.  I was in Lippstadt, Germany and our office building was so old it still had a functioning paternoster (still does).  I thought those people were batsh*t crazy using that thing.

You can't build spacious elevators in old buildings. Many of them are heritage property and can't be adapted to suit the elevator. Accordingly the elevator has to be adapted. That paternoster is probably protected, so it can't be replaced with something more contemporary.

Quite right, I remember my colleagues mentioning that.  They aren't putting in paternosters any more, but the current ones are indeed protected and cannot be replaced unless they cease to function entirely.  Sure makes you pay attention when you use it though.
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#19
What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
I like to use other people's tooth brush without them knowing.
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#20
RE: What is Your Favorite Form of Mischief?
(September 21, 2015 at 5:25 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Sometimes I try to make my dog hump my cat so I can make the apocalypse happen.
I was 14 when I read the entire bible but from what I do remember I'm fairly certain that was the sole requirement.

That was the Revised Standard Sci-Fi version, no doubt.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

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