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Rapture September 2015
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#481
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 4:18 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 4:15 pm)Simon Moon Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 3:58 pm)Iroscato Wrote: CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: NOT STARTED. PLEASE CHECK SOON FOR FURTHER UPDATES.


CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: STILL REMAINS ANCIENT TRIBAL GOAT HERDER MYTHOLOGY. UPDATES WILL CONTINUE TO BE NONEXISTENT.

Right! But when is the Rapture going to happen? Cuz of many many reasons!
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#482
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 21, 2015 at 4:33 pm
(September 21, 2015 at 4:17 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 4:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I detect a pattern, here.

Big Grin

Oh shit. Min used an emoticon.

CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: IT'S HAPPENING MOTHERFUCKERS, HOLD ONTO YER BUTTS.

Wait...wait.  I like emoticons.

This...

Jesus Stoning

is one of my favs!
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#483
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 6:37 am (This post was last modified: September 23, 2015 at 6:38 am by SofaKingHigh.)
(September 21, 2015 at 4:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 21, 2015 at 4:17 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Oh shit. Min used an emoticon.

CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: IT'S HAPPENING MOTHERFUCKERS, HOLD ONTO YER BUTTS.

Wait...wait.  I like emoticons.

This...

Jesus Stoning

is one of my favs!

It's the 23rd.............no reports on the news of anybody disappearing. Actually, scratch that, if anybody would have disappeared, it would have been me.  I'm awesome.

Prof, what time am I getting whisked away?
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#484
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 6:39 am
CURRENT RAPTURE STATUS: ahhh you know the rest.
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#485
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 6:46 am
Well... VW has stopped selling diesel engines in the US... does that count, prof?
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#486
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 6:49 am
(September 23, 2015 at 6:46 am)pocaracas Wrote: Well... VW has stopped selling diesel engines in the US... does that count, prof?

Well, that's that then.  VW are clearly re-distributing those diesel engines for use in the rapture.

Can't believe I didn't make the connection sooner.
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#487
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 8:05 pm
Obama not shot, pope's healing powers not on display. Here's my surprised face :-|
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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#488
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 8:09 pm
Okay. So it's happening. Holy shit. I can feel it!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#489
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 8:09 pm
False alarm. Just gas.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#490
RE: Rapture September 2015
September 23, 2015 at 8:11 pm
I just had to update my security software.

is that one of the signs ?
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