Rapture September 2015

[Iroscato]

A boat large enough to house 2 specimens of thousands of species...odd how there are now millions of species with clear divergences stretching back tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, or millions of years.

[Huggy Bear]

A boat large enough to house 2 specimens of thousands of species...odd how there are now millions of species with clear divergences stretching back tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, or millions of years.

Wrong again, Noah only had to bring 2 of each "kind" (kind meaning species), and a "kind" is defined in the bible as being able to produce fertile offspring.

for example according to this criteria, a wolf and a Saint Bernard would belong to the same kind therefore they both wouldn't be on the ark.

[Losty]

A boat large enough to house 2 specimens of thousands of species...odd how there are now millions of species with clear divergences stretching back tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, or millions of years.

[Iroscato]

A boat large enough to house 2 specimens of thousands of species...odd how there are now millions of species with clear divergences stretching back tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, or millions of years.

And that, ultimately, is what these morons fall back on. Magic. The cosmic Konami Code.

[Lucanus]

And that, ultimately, is what these morons fall back on. Magic. The cosmic Konami Code.

No sir that one's called Timelord Technology, wibbly wobbly, timey wimey, you know

[pocaracas]

And that, ultimately, is what these morons fall back on. Magic. The cosmic Konami Code.

Well, if god is real, then magic is real, too.

If magic is real, then humans may, somehow, get acquainted with it... mold it... use it... hmmmm...

[Rhondazvous]

Shit, The Christers were nearly right!  Praise Jebus!
Doomsday asteroid misses earth tomorrow.

http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/doom...spartandhp

But then, that would have been so cool, to have the rapture yesterday and then the asteroid hitting the Earth would have been the first of god's wrath ushering in the tribulation. Shame that Yahweh missed such a great opportunity.

[Rhondazvous]

Doesn't the bible refer to the earth as a sphere and flat at the same time? That doesn't seem 'flawlessly meshed'. Unless of course it's a mistranslation.

I don't know where the Bible refers to the Earth as a sphere. There is a passage in Isaiah that has god sitting on the circle of the Earth. But a quick look at the interlinear Bible will show that the word translated as "circle" refers to the firmament or canopy that the ancients believed covered the Earth like a dome.

[abaris]

Why's that stupid Noah shit on the menu again?

I mean, other than the whole thread being about something stupid. Who dragged Noah in kicking and screaming?

[Minimalist]

man was no longer what God had originally made them, they were hybrids. If you think Eve literally ate fruit, you are way off. Eve commited adultey with the serpent who was NOT a snake, he was cursed and became a snake for what he had done.

Wow.  The gospel according to Huggy?  What a piece of shit that must be.  Look at the source.