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Rapture September 2015
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Oh, that bit's allegorical.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Well, it's the 25th of September for me.
There are still people I know who are Christians who are still here. Or perhaps they're not real Christians™ Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
See, that's how I know the world won't end today - it's already tomorrow for you.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
We really need the prof to chime in asap so we can all get on with life and bin this thread.
He's painted himself into a corner. Either he stays away and we poke fun at his embarrassment, or he logs in and faces calls about what went wrong. It's his own bed he pissed in.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (September 24, 2015 at 4:13 pm)Beccs Wrote: Well, it's the 25th of September for me. I knew it, I knew it !!! There weren't ANY of them doing it right !!! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (September 24, 2015 at 4:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: He's painted himself into a corner. Either he stays away and we poke fun at his embarrassment, or he logs in and faces calls about what went wrong. It's his own bed he pissed in. Now you see, the problem was you've got take the hypotenuse of the triangle formed from the 4th blood moon, Israel's founding date and the year the Beatles came to America with their Devil Music, and square it with the date of the Gays meeting Obama and the Pope. NOT the 3rd blood moon! There's your problem right there! I think once the calculations are complete, there will be a new and further out date.
You forgot to carry the remainder and take away the number you first thought of.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Rapture September 2015
September 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm
(This post was last modified: September 24, 2015 at 4:29 pm by Huggy Bear.)
(September 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote:(September 24, 2015 at 4:01 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: They shall lick the dust like a serpent, they shall move out of their holes like worms of the earth: they shall be afraid of the Lord our God, and shall fear because of thee. - Micah 7:17 |
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