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Rapture October 7th, 2015

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Rapture October 7th, 2015
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 4:26 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 4:23 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
header Wrote:Surely I come quickly.....

I almost spit on my screen laughing. Surely... AND quickly! For the last 2,000 years!

It's not nice to laugh at people with premature ejaculation issues.
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 4:30 pm
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 4:33 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 4:30 pm)abaris Wrote: [Image: pewdie_meme___by_xxlyzxx-d5e5iu7.jpg]

At least, not yet.

Patience my son.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 4:34 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 4:26 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 28, 2015 at 4:23 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I almost spit on my screen laughing. Surely... AND quickly! For the last 2,000 years!

It's not nice to laugh at people with premature ejaculation issues.

ROFLOL

Sorry, but I never said I was nice.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 4:37 pm
For the last 2000 years Jesus has been coming too quickly. I feel kinda of bad for his poor boyfriend. Must be frustrating
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 4:39 pm
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 4:40 pm
OK, so I'm listening to one of the podcasts and turns out this site is based on, or somehow associated with Harold Camping, I kid you not. Google for him if you are not aware of the level of batshittery going on here.

Camping disappeared after his last public debacle, but here his legacy lives on.

You see May 25, 2011 was when salvation STOPPED! Yes, that's right. Too late for you unsaved sinning sinners!

And 1600 days from May 25, 2011 is.....October 7th! Bingo. Done deal. Locked in stone. Oh yeah baby. You may rightly ask why 1600 days is important. They have yet to elucidate me on this point. Perhaps I'll ask on the FB page.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 4:42 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote: For the last 2000 years Jesus has been coming too quickly. I feel kinda of bad for his poor boyfriend. Must be frustrating

It seems to me that the real issue is that for 2000 years, he's got his followers hot, bothered, and ready, only to go soft on them at the crucial moment. And the bastard doesn't have the decency to at least provide some kind of oral comfort in lieu of actual consummation.

At this point, I'm sure there must be at least a few believers who would settle for a bit of spunk on their legs.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 4:56 pm
[Image: construction.jpg]

They better hurry with the construction if they want to be done in a week! Who do they think they are?
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 5:03 pm
I wonder if this has anything to do with the guy on the corner that Vi and I just passed on our way back home from the store. He has a sign saying "The End is Near"...with some other stuff. Didn't stop to read it. Angel
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