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Rapture October 7th, 2015
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 8:27 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 8:26 pm)Beccs Wrote: The world cannot end until after November.  Fallout 4 is due out.

I have spoken!!

Oh, shit, it is, isn't it...?

Well, I know what I'm doing from November till.... sometime 2018 Big Grin
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 8:28 pm
Dammit!

I thought this was prof giving us a miscalculation double down!
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#33
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 8:29 pm
Wait.  That's French.  That is not a 'Murrican rapture.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 9:28 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 8:24 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: What's better - the pre-Rapture fear orgy or the post-Rapture celebratory orgy?

If we can get some fundies to join, I'd be down for a pre-rapture hate orgy.

What? Hate sex can be fun...
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 9:30 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 9:28 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 28, 2015 at 8:24 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: What's better - the pre-Rapture fear orgy or the post-Rapture celebratory orgy?

If we can get some fundies to join, I'd be down for a pre-rapture hate orgy.

What? Hate sex can be fun...

I would not play hide the sausage with a fundie.

Ewwww.


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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 9:32 pm
Well we all have our weird things, it's quite possible that I'm the only one who wouldn't mind being rage fucked by some dude telling me that I'm a filthy whore...Angel
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 9:34 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 9:32 pm)Losty Wrote: Well we all have our weird things, it's quite possible that I'm the only one who wouldn't mind being rage fucked by some dude telling me that I'm a filthy whore...Angel

oh, you mean Friday Nights?

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 9:37 pm
All the nights, love, all of the nights
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 9:39 pm
"And on the seventh day he dropped dead of exhaustion" Losty 4:17

"And on the eighth day was replaced by another" Losty 4:18

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 28, 2015 at 9:39 pm
This thread took the best turn.

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