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Rapture October 7th, 2015

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Rapture October 7th, 2015
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 29, 2015 at 2:33 am
What of the 9th day Beccs?
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#42
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 29, 2015 at 2:34 am
I freaking just laugh at these rapture predictions now.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#43
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 29, 2015 at 2:36 am
On the 9th day a lot of men *rose* for you, Losty.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 29, 2015 at 2:37 am
I love it when they do that. And do I bless them?
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#45
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 29, 2015 at 2:39 am
And St. Cialis sayeth to the men of the town:  "Beware, lest after four hours thy member doth droppeth into the dirt."
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#46
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 29, 2015 at 2:44 am
But lo, didst not the Holy One give them Mycoxaflopin™ and many holes were filled that night.

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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 29, 2015 at 2:50 am
Bahaha I love you Beccs
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 29, 2015 at 2:55 am
(September 28, 2015 at 4:26 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 28, 2015 at 4:23 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: I almost spit on my screen laughing. Surely... AND quickly! For the last 2,000 years!

It's not nice to laugh at people with premature ejaculation issues.

it's okay you just get over it and start using your tongue more.
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 29, 2015 at 2:56 am
My lips are sealed, but not literally
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RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
September 29, 2015 at 2:57 am
You couldn't be a harlot with sealed lips.
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