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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 14, 2015 at 10:14 am
Let's see here...
Talked about God pron...
Ah, here we are. Yeah, it's what you said, except you have to look at a bucket of frogs for 3 minutes first.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 14, 2015 at 10:20 am
Since I'm no hypocrite, the rules apply to me too. Pass me the bucket when you've finished with it.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 14, 2015 at 10:27 am
Is this the bucket of frogs or another bucket for me to fill up with something else entirely? I'm happy to pass the former but you wouldn't want the latter.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 14, 2015 at 11:22 am
Give all the higher animals the ability to converse intelligently with all humans.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 14, 2015 at 12:21 pm
No that would make them far less enigmatic and cute.
One of the blessings of animals is that they're not too human like.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 14, 2015 at 12:22 pm
To be honest the world would be going less to shit if we communicated like other animals.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 14, 2015 at 2:55 pm
Give unto me my own god powers, my own universe to not manifest in, and free reign so that I may see if being a god is possible for myself.
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RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
November 14, 2015 at 3:00 pm
Just make me not be me. I'll worship you through the life of this Universe and the next.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
