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Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
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LOL, reminds me of what my Navy buddy told me about seasickness;
eat peanut butter (why? tastes the same coming up as it does going down) The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
''Wish you were here right nao.''
Sent to an absolute asshole I had an on and off again fling with two years ago. Ugh, cringe every time I think of that. 
 RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 4:41 pm
(This post was last modified: December 20, 2015 at 4:41 pm by abaris.)
I never sent drunk messages. Posted here a few times totally and utterly pissed out of my mind, though.
The worst thing that I did when drunk was IRL. Mobiles hadn't been around at that time anyway. Had some conversation with a girl and suddenly thought it was a good and charming idea to ask her out on a fuck. ![[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-d-3rfdI7nG0%2FTerwtFyFXoI%2FAAAAAAAACak%2F7kFSmHeVrng%2Fs320%2FBumper%2BSticker%2B-%2BAsheville%2B-%2BPraise%2BDog3.JPG)
 (December 20, 2015 at 12:28 pm)c172 Wrote: I tend to proceed straight to a hangover afer two beers. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200 or even a buzz. I don't know what it is but there's just something I fucking love about people using the "do not pass Go, do not collect $200" Monopoly metaphor to describe any situation or feeling... it's always fucking epic to me. Really enjoyed reading you describe going straight to a hangover by using that Monopoly metaphor! Ha! I may use the metaphor more often myself... but I'll try not to overdo it. It's fucking epic! /Monopoly derail 
(December 20, 2015 at 12:28 pm)c172 Wrote: I don't text. Also, I have not been able to get drunk in years. I think CL spoke to this a bit. I tend to proceed straight to a hangover afer two beers. It's because you must never, ever finish your 2nd drink... unless you want the world to end. We in the Secret Order of The Inebriati, know this. Everything is easier when you're only very slightly drunk. But finish your second drink and there is chaos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEUlDNs8j-Q 
I've said things I've regretted, sure.
The last time I got totally shit-faced was back in the 70s on a New Year's eve and I swore that I would never do that again. I have not done that since, so no stupid texts, etc. from me.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy  (December 20, 2015 at 3:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: LOL, reminds me of what my Navy buddy told me about seasickness; I've heard the same thing about test pilots/astronauts and bananas. 
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
RE: Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 21, 2015 at 2:12 pm
(This post was last modified: December 21, 2015 at 2:13 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(December 20, 2015 at 3:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: LOL, reminds me of what my Navy buddy told me about seasickness; Wow peanut butter tastes so amazing that it tastes the same coming up? Well it is delicious but I didn't know it was that amazing. 
I sent a really fucking mean text to someone that I absolutely hated once. She was a succubus that turned several of my friends against each other, but the text I sent was so far below the belt that no one really deserves something like that. I've always wanted to apologize for it, but I'll probably never see her again. She was just an awful person, though, with absolutely no regard for other people's feelings and got off on playing them against each other. Thinking about it more, she may just have earned something like what I said.
But don't sweat it, Napo. Everyone that drinks does dumb shit eventually. One time when I was 16, I puked at my buddy's house and then tried to balance myself by putting my hand in the puke. My hand slipped out from under me and I landed in the puke. I then got up and stumbled, smacking my puke covered hand on his wall to once again balance myself. I spent the rest of the night with my head in the toilet while nearly everyone I knew from school came over and poked their head in to laugh at me. That's just how it goes with alcohol.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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