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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 1:16 am
(January 30, 2016 at 1:08 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Nah. I don't want to have sex with someone who legitimately believes that fucking me is morally wrong.
But it feels so morally right.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 1:17 am
That would have worked on me 5 years ago.
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 1:19 am
thats good, steel
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 1:47 am
Just no and yuck.
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 1:50 am
(January 30, 2016 at 12:32 am)Exian Wrote: (January 30, 2016 at 12:11 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I've boinked Jews too. I remain impressed to this day about Mort's stamina, LOL.
I bet he could pinch pennies with his buttcheeks.
/slight racism
He was generous with his seed . . .
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 2:01 am
Did it go everywhere or was it... a tight wad?
No, don't tell me!!!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 2:09 am
(January 30, 2016 at 12:16 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: No way, Christians have cooties.
Some things can be overlooked.
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 2:26 am
(This post was last modified: January 30, 2016 at 2:27 am by Alex K.)
Come again? Sorry, my mind drifted off after the first half of the question...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 2:41 am
Sounds like a good way to get the life choked out of you.
Who knows what guilt and disgust could drive a fundamentalist to do during sex, especially after all jollies have been gotten, and the real guilt sets in? They don't give a fuck! They've got ATONEMENT.
You're just a flesh sent by the Devil: to to distract them, make them unclean, lead them astray. "Cheese and crackers, you're Jezebel! Fornicator! Whore!"
So no, I can't imagine approaching a two-faced, duplicitous bastard with such delusions and saying, "Get on top of me!" Seems very risky. My face is arranged just fine, thanks.
Non-fundamentalist Christian are perfectly bangable, though.
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RE: Would you have sex with a Christian fundamentalist?
January 30, 2016 at 2:43 am
(January 30, 2016 at 2:01 am)Exian Wrote: Did it go everywhere or was it... a tight wad?
No, don't tell me!!!
He was married too.
Jewish guilt plus the wife angle.
Insatiable, just insatiable. Goddam Satyr !!
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