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RE: Creatards are Idiots. We Already Know That.
February 23, 2016 at 7:07 am
Yeah, they have no problem with all other theories of science , gravity, electromagnetism, etc, so are happy to jump on a piece of metal called a plane, and fly at 30,000 feet all day.
But they're just theories! Why risk aeroplanes! Because they don't threaten sweet flyby jebus! Only the theory of evolution does, so only that one is just a "theory" theory!
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RE: Creatards are Idiots. We Already Know That.
February 23, 2016 at 7:13 am
I've posted this many times before, but it's just perfect and I'd like new people to see it.
It sums all this up with satire.
http://youtu.be/IBHEsEshhLs
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RE: Creatards are Idiots. We Already Know That.
February 23, 2016 at 12:00 pm
(February 23, 2016 at 3:57 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: (February 23, 2016 at 12:29 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: Let me just state how amazed I am that people still take religion seriously enough to write articles about it, let alone try and make it compatible with evolution.
They're serious enough around here to kill you for doubting their religion.
Well, that's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?
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RE: Creatards are Idiots. We Already Know That.
February 23, 2016 at 1:01 pm
(February 23, 2016 at 5:06 am)robvalue Wrote: I have no problem with someone saying they don't understand the theory of evolution, and so they don't feel comfortable believing it. I would actually respect that a lot. It's intellectually honest.
What I don't respect is people who obviously don't understand it and have no intention of learning about it announcing it is "wrong"; usually inserting their own totally unsupported magical explanation in its place.
Theist (creationist) considers evolution: turns scepticism up to infinity.
Theist considers their personal favourite holy book: turns scepticism off completely.
But I'll take a scientifically literate theist anyday over an ignorant atheist, if I want to have a serious discussion.
Why don't you search for the holy fucking grail while you're at it?
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RE: Creatards are Idiots. We Already Know That.
February 23, 2016 at 4:00 pm
Quote:Why don't you search for the holy fucking grail while you're at it?
He'll never, ever find it. I keep it locked in a cupboard in the guest bath, right next to the fancy towels...
Oh, balls.
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RE: Creatards are Idiots. We Already Know That.
February 23, 2016 at 4:02 pm
(February 23, 2016 at 12:00 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: (February 23, 2016 at 3:57 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: They're serious enough around here to kill you for doubting their religion.
Well, that's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?
Not if you live in a country that has people willing to kill you over it, it isn't.
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RE: Creatards are Idiots. We Already Know That.
February 23, 2016 at 4:10 pm
(February 23, 2016 at 12:00 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: (February 23, 2016 at 3:57 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: They're serious enough around here to kill you for doubting their religion.
Well, that's a bit of a stretch, don't you think?
Dunno where's Gawdzilla's from, but where I grew up, it wasn't a 'stretch' at all. People were being killed with depressing regularity over religious differences. Clearly, the way to resolve the dispute over infant damnation was to place a nail bomb in your worthy opponent's car. Of course, the rebuttal sometimes took the form of his theological supporters using a power drill on your kneecaps.
A lively debate, if nothing else.
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RE: Creatards are Idiots. We Already Know That.
February 23, 2016 at 6:05 pm
(February 23, 2016 at 5:42 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: If man was made from dust - why is there still dust?  The first man was made from an ash tree; the first woman was made from an elm tree.
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RE: Creatards are Idiots. We Already Know That.
February 23, 2016 at 6:51 pm
And ever since then, man's been having nightmares from elm tree!
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RE: Creatards are Idiots. We Already Know That.
February 25, 2016 at 5:38 am
(February 23, 2016 at 12:25 am)Cecelia Wrote: ...It's a clear majority of the world's greatest scientific minds vs goat herders from ancient times who didn't know the first thing about germ theory, let alone about how humans came about...
We need to dispel the notion once and for all that the Bible was written by goat herders. They couldn't have been any good at goat herding if they were as shitty at goat breeding as Genesis 30:37-39 indicates.
The authors of the bible were not goat herders but rather racist, sexist, genocidal, slave-driving rapists.
Jesus is like Pinocchio. He's the bastard son of a carpenter. And a liar. And he wishes he was real.
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