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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 5:57 am
...you think you have a wife but you can't remember the last time you saw her.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 5:58 am
When you start caring about American politics and policies even though you're not an American.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 6:00 am
(March 16, 2016 at 5:57 am)robvalue Wrote: ...you think you have a wife but you can't remember the last time you saw her.

Well, I have a dragon, man. I can't remember the last time I saw it either.
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March 16, 2016 at 7:32 am
(March 15, 2016 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 15, 2016 at 12:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: ....I begin to confuse mods with gods. Thanks Rob!

We accept your loving worship and ask for only 15% of your income.

Whats a god going to do with money, sheesh. I'll head out and start collecting and sending souls. For you, blond headed souls.
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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 9:51 am
(March 16, 2016 at 5:57 am)robvalue Wrote: ...you think you have a wife but you can't remember the last time you saw her.

LMAO! In that case, it was probably as she was peeling out of the driveway with all of her shit stuffed into suitcases in the trunk! Jk! [emoji14]
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 11:41 am
(March 15, 2016 at 1:11 pm)robvalue Wrote: If you define an atheist as someone who rejects the claim, "there is a god", then technically I am not. I don't reject it, because I don't understand the question. I would maybe accept it if I understood what it actually meant. Hence the ignostic position.

I don't accept it yet either though, so usually that's enough from a definition point of view to be an atheist.
If you don't understand the question (due to poorly defined attributes in this case and not your lack of ability to understand!) then your rejection is automatic due to the unacceptability of the claim. That makes you an ignostic atheist but just like being an a/gnostic a/theist, the positions on theism and gnosticism are independent.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 3:01 pm
.....a day without shitter banning is like a day without sunshine.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 3:39 pm
(March 16, 2016 at 5:11 am)Nymphadora Wrote: When your other half is just as involved in a mafia game as you are, and he's not even playing!

Ssssh... You're dead, scum.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 3:42 pm
(March 16, 2016 at 5:57 am)robvalue Wrote: ...you think you have a wife but you can't remember the last time you saw her.

Ah-ha!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 3:49 pm
(March 16, 2016 at 3:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(March 16, 2016 at 5:11 am)Nymphadora Wrote: When your other half is just as involved in a mafia game as you are, and he's not even playing!

Ssssh... You're dead, scum.

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