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joke time
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(March 26, 2016 at 8:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: If there is a Euphrates why isn't there a Mephrates? If there is a Baghdad why isn't there a Baghmom?

If woman go through menopause, do men go through womenopause?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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(March 26, 2016 at 8:58 am)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(March 26, 2016 at 8:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: If there is a Euphrates why isn't there a Mephrates? If there is a Baghdad why isn't there a Baghmom?

If woman go through menopause, do men go through womenopause?

And why would anyone want to pause? That is the type of shit you want to get through as quickly as possible.
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(March 26, 2016 at 8:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: One of the blondes from Val's joke is tooling round the countryside in her vintage Porsche when the engine coughs, sputters and dies.  She calls a local garage who have a mechanic there in short order.  After a minute or so of fiddling with the motor, he has her try it - the car starts immediately.

'Oh, thank you SO much!' says the blonde.  'How did you fix it so fast?'

'It was nothing much - just crap in the carburetor.'

'Oh, great.  How often do I have to do that?'

Boru
Hilarious!

Now let's see...

These two blonde chicks came out of the mall only to discover they had locked their key in the car. One got on her cell to call the whoever you call when you lock yourself out of your car. The other one said "Tell them to hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top's down."
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
(March 26, 2016 at 9:00 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(March 26, 2016 at 8:58 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: If woman go through menopause, do men go through womenopause?

And why would anyone want to pause? That is the type of shit you want to get through as quickly as possible.
Big Grin Yes, wouldn't it be nice if we could go through menoresume?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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(March 26, 2016 at 9:06 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 11gmyg.jpg]

But I wouldn't want to live in a world where there are no men On second thought, I wouldn't be living at all, now would I?. Have you hugged a Y chromosome today?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
(March 26, 2016 at 9:06 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 11gmyg.jpg]

I know that was a joke, but in all seriousness, evolution combined with flawed perceptions falsely lead men to equate brawn as more important than the reality that both sexes are required. Testosterone is the cruelest reality of our species, not in that it exists, but our male species not understanding that one attribute of evolution is only one attribute.
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I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.
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Quote:Muslim Tribute Band
 
My wife and I went to see a Muslim tribute band the other night .  

They were called "Bomb Jovi".
 We thought they were brilliant. 

Songs like “Losing my head over you”,  “Rocket launcher man”,  
“You’re 6, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine” were just fantastic!


Their last song "Living on a prayer mat" almost brought the house down.


Then this Muslim dude started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.


I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"


Well that was when the trouble started . . . those assholes just have no sense of humor!
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Why do they call them "freeways"? We pay taxes to have them built. And why do they call them "highways"? I didn't know asphalt could toke a bong.
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