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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
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God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 11:51 am)Godschild Wrote: Hey Huggy, keep up the good work, these people will never understand that God through the Holy Spirit reveals the truth of scripture and that He will blind those who are hardhearted and would use the scriptures to do harm to the Word of God. When they understand the purpose for the Bible is to lead the lost to salvation and train up those who have accepted Christ as their Lord and Savior they will stay away from it (which would be unfortunate) and stop making foll statements about the scriptures. They love their cherry picking and believe there is nothing wrong with it, yet if we were to cherry pick their beloved science books thy would raise cane.

GC


God is going to "blind me" for being "hard hearted?" That sounds like a direct violation of my free will, GC! Stupid God...always breaking his own rules.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
I've never seen a person with a completely flat nose anyway.
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(April 15, 2016 at 1:03 pm)Evie Wrote: I've never seen a person with a completely flat nose anyway.

When my sister was little, she had to get glasses, and the family joke was, "where's she gonna put 'em?" She had almost no nose! Cute as a button, but I guess she was out of favor with god :p
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
awww
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That's adorable!
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
(April 15, 2016 at 11:51 am)Godschild Wrote: They love their cherry picking and believe there is nothing wrong with it, yet if we were to cherry pick their beloved science books thy would raise cane.

GC

You keep making the common mistake of holding mythology to the same importance as scientific research. It's not comparable GC, when will you learn? The rules are different, science cares not one tiny fucking jot about myths, so you and Huggy etc al stick to your myth and leave reality to bigger boys.
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(April 14, 2016 at 3:01 am)Huggy74 Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 9:16 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Uh...you may want to change your avatar before you call somebody a muppet.

I know one fucker who isn't trying for the Levitical priesthood.  You'd have to squeeze through the door sideways, or maybe you could just stand outside the door and they'll pass the incense to you.

Huh?

Nothing worse than a mental midget who thinks they're clever.

You seriously need to up your insult game.
Kudos to you for knowing what your problem is.

BTW, that wasn't an insult. It was an observation.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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(April 15, 2016 at 12:57 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 11:51 am)Godschild Wrote: Hey Huggy, keep up the good work, these people will never understand that God through the Holy Spirit reveals the truth of scripture and that He will blind those who are hardhearted and would use the scriptures to do harm to the Word of God. When they understand the purpose for the Bible is to lead the lost to salvation and train up those who have accepted Christ as their Lord and Savior they will stay away from it (which would be unfortunate) and stop making foll statements about the scriptures. They love their cherry picking and believe there is nothing wrong with it, yet if we were to cherry pick their beloved science books thy would raise cane.

GC


God is going to "blind me" for being "hard hearted?"  That sounds like a direct violation of my free will, GC!  Stupid God...always breaking his own rules.
Like he hardened Pharaoh's heart, he wil harden ours and then blind us.

He thinks Huggy is doing good work ROFLOL
Poor god, to have such idiots representing him. Oh well.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: God said People who have Flat Noses Canot Serve Him
So flat nosed people can't serve god... but what about pointy nosed people?
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Does God hate them too?
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