BLIND MOWN!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
King James is the real Bible.
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BLIND MOWN!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Wait. Does the KJV make clear the horizontal vs vertical rock crusher controversy?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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July 19, 2016 at 6:22 am
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(July 19, 2016 at 6:18 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Wait. Does the KJV make clear the horizontal vs vertical rock crusher controversy? It's a bit ambiguous. It only says And thou shaltst crush thy rock in that fashion which I, thy God, hath commanded. But horizontalist scholars all agree that vertical rock crushers are probably an insult to God because they are reminiscent of the tower of babel, whereas horizontal rock crushers display the necessary humility towards the LORD up on high. The verticalist faction otoh thinks horizontal rock crushers are a monument to praise the rock-crushing strength of the LORD, whereas horizontal crushers, with their proximity to the netherworld, are corrosive for morality. Many wars have been fought. In fact, the entire population of Europe was wiped out twice over this controversy.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
I think you guys should be using crossed or hybrid rock crushers, start vertical, do some horizontal action, then finish vertical again... like that ancient medieval torture/killing device known as the "cross".
RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 6:48 am
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Oh Lawd, JEEZUZ, I can feel the prayers, hallelujah, I can feel it. I can feel it up my bum I can feel my stupidity growing for every second you think prayers help.
Every version of the bible is crap from different horses. In the end they're all horseshit. On a more serious note do you mind presenting us with the proofs one by one so we can debunk them? (July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am)KJV-reader Wrote: Hi. Based upon what? Quote:This has been proven over and over again. Where is this proof? Where is it shown multiple times? Quote:I've never read anything that can disprove the KJV isn't real. Having read other Bibles you can see they do not compare as the KJV actually comes from the scriptures and tells you the real words of God and unlike other Bibles the words were translated correctly and not changed to fit other religions dogma. Again, proof KJV "actually comes from the scriptures and tells you the real words of God". See, it's all about proof. If you say coming here was part of god's perfect plan, then you wouldn't need to pray because it would be pointless to do so. If you can change god's plan with prayer, then god's plan isn't perfect. So tell me, because I have questions:
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RE: King James is the real Bible.
July 19, 2016 at 7:00 am
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(July 19, 2016 at 7:00 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:(July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am)KJV-reader Wrote: I've never read anything that can disprove the KJV isn't real. I think so too. Unfortunately the arguments of non-poes aren't much more sophisticated. Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum (July 19, 2016 at 5:31 am)KJV-reader Wrote: I've never read anything that can disprove the KJV isn't real. Let's approach this step by step. I've literally never read anything that can disprove the flying spaghetti monster isn't real. In that case the flying spaghetti monster exists. How do you argue against that? |
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