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RE: Thinking About Trying Online Dating Again - Talk Me Out of It
July 27, 2016 at 9:39 pm
(This post was last modified: July 27, 2016 at 9:40 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Here's my argument -against- online dating....lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn0xXo1gwGY
But honestly.....do it just to get disappointed and laid. Fuck, help somebody have an affair. There are worse things you could do with you time.
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RE: Thinking About Trying Online Dating Again - Talk Me Out of It
July 27, 2016 at 9:44 pm
(This post was last modified: July 27, 2016 at 9:45 pm by ignoramus.)
This place needs a section called: who wants to catch up to, you know, see a movie, grab a bite, etc.
You can already get an idea of what they're like from their posts, etc.
It would make breaking the ice so much easier! Everybody wins!
If it works out well, please donate $25 to the forum.
There's lots of single intelligent guys here, c'mon, who's free for a few hours?
Tres, if it's not working out or there's awkward silence, just talk about that idiot ignoramus and his wacky ideas! Everybody has a nice laugh...
It can't get any more comfortable than that.
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RE: Thinking About Trying Online Dating Again - Talk Me Out of It
July 27, 2016 at 10:31 pm
(July 27, 2016 at 9:44 pm)ignoramus Wrote: This place needs a section called: who wants to catch up to, you know, see a movie, grab a bite, etc.
You can already get an idea of what they're like from their posts, etc.
It would make breaking the ice so much easier! Everybody wins!
If it works out well, please donate $25 to the forum.
There's lots of single intelligent guys here, c'mon, who's free for a few hours?
Tres, if it's not working out or there's awkward silence, just talk about that idiot ignoramus and his wacky ideas! Everybody has a nice laugh...
It can't get any more comfortable than that.
This actually sounds like a cool idea, for making friends as well as anything else! 
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RE: Thinking About Trying Online Dating Again - Talk Me Out of It
July 27, 2016 at 10:37 pm
(July 27, 2016 at 9:25 pm)Brakeman Wrote: (July 27, 2016 at 9:12 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Haha, Full Circle - I almost chose Pan Dulce for my username.
I'm in my 40s.
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Don't people that old just go to nursing homes?
You are so right! But before I check into the nursing home, I'm going to the local café to sit and talk for hours with my friends about our decrepit bodies, our endless health problems and how Milton Berle is da bomb.
Hang on, wait a second-
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HEY KID, GET OFF MY LAWN!
Thank you so much for setting me straight!
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RE: Thinking About Trying Online Dating Again - Talk Me Out of It
July 27, 2016 at 10:41 pm
(July 27, 2016 at 9:39 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Here's my argument -against- online dating....lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn0xXo1gwGY
But honestly.....do it just to get disappointed and laid. Fuck, help somebody have an affair. There are worse things you could do with you time.
(better than the original, imo -dat voice)
Nice one, Rhythm 
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RE: Thinking About Trying Online Dating Again - Talk Me Out of It
July 27, 2016 at 10:48 pm
The couples in that video certainly look happy, KUSA. 
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RE: Thinking About Trying Online Dating Again - Talk Me Out of It
July 27, 2016 at 10:49 pm
(July 27, 2016 at 9:25 pm)Brakeman Wrote: (July 27, 2016 at 9:12 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Haha, Full Circle - I almost chose Pan Dulce for my username.
I'm in my 40s.
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Don't people that old just go to nursing homes?
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RE: Thinking About Trying Online Dating Again - Talk Me Out of It
July 27, 2016 at 10:53 pm
Ah, the folly of youth 
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RE: Thinking About Trying Online Dating Again - Talk Me Out of It
July 27, 2016 at 10:55 pm
I'm generally against any ageism, but this was just objectively funny. There's nothing wrong with it, I'll be in my forties in only a couple of decades, and time moves very fast. I generally don't discriminate people because of their age in any form.
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