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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2016 at 9:47 pm
(September 20, 2016 at 6:59 pm)Aegon Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8E9Nae1tyI

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 30, 2016 at 4:04 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 30, 2016 at 2:28 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 30, 2016 at 3:23 pm
Every time it rains, it rains penis from Heaven.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 30, 2016 at 3:27 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2016 at 3:28 pm by popeyespappy.)
The Pope dies, goes to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomes him and asks if he has any requests.
"I'd really like to really understand the writings of the prophets and apostles."
St. Pete says, "Sure thing, Angel Thaddeus here will escort you to the Pearly Library, where all the originals are there, translated so you can read them."
Things go along well for a few days, then Angel Thaddeus approaches St. Pete and tells him, "We need you down at the Pearly Library. We seem to be having an issue with His Holiness."
Pete goes down to the Library, and before he even gets there, he hears the Pope yelling, "There's an R!! There's an R!! All that time wasted for a stupid R!"
St. Peter approaches His Holiness and asks him what the problem is.
"There's an R!!"
"Yes, and...?"
"It says 'Celebrate."
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October 6, 2016 at 5:48 pm
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October 14, 2016 at 2:17 pm


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2016 at 2:20 pm
For my birthday, a friend of mine gave me a plaque that said "Plethora" on it. It really means a lot to me.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2016 at 4:08 pm
I shouldn't laugh but, I've just been watching a tv show that I recorded last night, it was all about people and their pets. At the end of the show the presenter said that one of the women featured in the show got over her husbands death with the help of her rabbit. Anne summers just popped into my mind.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 14, 2016 at 4:53 pm
(October 14, 2016 at 4:08 pm)Expired Wrote: I shouldn't laugh but, I've just been watching a tv show that I recorded last night, it was all about people and their pets. At the end of the show the presenter said that one of the women featured in the show got over her husbands death with the help of her rabbit. Anne summers just popped into my mind.

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