★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.

[robvalue]

I challenge you to produce five other people who also use the definition the way you do. Preferably people of academic status.

I'll wait.

Omniscient: all knowing (invoked by both academics and or "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Absolute: 100% certainty, total, complete, perfect (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Probably: uncertainty (invoked by both academics and or "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Atheism: lack of belief in God or gods (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Belief: construe absoluteness and or probabilistic nature  (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)

Five actual real people. Not more of your dogma.

[Jesster]

This is probably the first time I've seen the atheist version of Poe's Law this bad.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I read the OP, and it turned me into a Christian. Praise Jesus, who died for our sins. What a guy!

Funny how that works. I read the OP and it made me want to throat punch a Buddhist.

Boru

[ProgrammingGodJordan]

I read the OP, and it turned me into a Christian. Praise Jesus, who died for our sins. What a guy!

Funny how that works. I read the OP and it made me want to throat punch a Buddhist.

Boru

(1)
That signature 'boru' amidst your posts is worthless/redundant.
(for "Boru" is but already observable amidst your forum profile name)

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How shall statements that express that one lacks belief in God, express that one is a Christian?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Funny how that works. I read the OP and it made me want to throat punch a Buddhist.

Boru

(1)
That signature amidst your posts is worthless/redundant.


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How shall statements that express that one lacks belief in God, express that they are Christians?

I completely agree that my signature is worthless and redundant.

I can easily imagine a secular Christian, who doesn't believe in God but admires the philosophy expressed by Jesus Christ.

Worthless and Redundant Boru, Esq.

[Iroscato]

Read the OP aloud, it turned me into Jesus Christ.

Please advise.

[ApeNotKillApe]

[ProgrammingGodJordan]

(1)
That signature amidst your posts is worthless/redundant.


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How shall statements that express that one lacks belief in God, express that they are Christians?

I completely agree that my signature  is worthless and redundant.

I can easily imagine a secular Christian, who doesn't believe in God but  admires the philosophy expressed by Jesus Christ.

Worthless and Redundant Boru, Esq.

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I had quickly edited my comments above to clearly reflect that the 'boru' signature amidst your posts was worthless/redundant, as it is already contained in your profile picture name.





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Secular Theology appears to be considered as atheism.

Thusly, the three initial statements amidst the original post, hold.

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Read the OP aloud, it turned me into Jesus Christ.

Please advise.

How do statements that express lack of belief in God, (eg Jesus' father, as biblically stipulated) express your being Jesus Christ?

Also, why bound your messiah to Christianity?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I completely agree that my signature  is worthless and redundant.

I can easily imagine a secular Christian, who doesn't believe in God but  admires the philosophy expressed by Jesus Christ.

Worthless and Redundant Boru, Esq.

(1)
I had quickly edited my comments above to clearly reflect that the 'boru' signature amidst your posts was worthless/redundant, as it is already contained in your profile picture name.





(2)
Secular Theology appears to be considered as atheism.

Thusly, the three initial statements amidst the original post, hold.

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Read the OP aloud, it turned me into Jesus Christ.

Please advise.

How do statements that express lack of belief in God, (eg Jesus' father, as biblically stipulated) express your being Jesus Christ?

Also, why bound your messiah to Christianity?

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(1)
I had quickly edited my comments above to clearly reflect that the 'boru' signature amidst your posts was worthless/redundant, as it is already contained in your profile picture name.





(2)
Secular Theology appears to be considered as atheism.

Thusly, the three initial statements amidst the original post, hold.

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How do statements that express lack of belief in God, (eg Jesus' father, as biblically stipulated) express your being Jesus Christ?

Also, why bound your messiah to Christianity?

Again, I agree that ending all my posts with 'Boru' is worthless and redundant. I understand what you meant. I do not disagree with your opinion on this. Stop trying to make a fight were none exists – you're not that good at it.

Your comment regarding secular theology seems misplaced. Perhaps I wasn't clear so I'll try again. It is perfectly plausible that someone could disbelieve in God and admire the ethical and moral teachings of Jesus. This would put them in the realm of philosophy, not theology. Speaking for myself, I do not admire these teachings. I find the moral philosophy of Jesus to be nutty and infantile.

I hope this helps to clear it up for you. It was the best I could do without employing six different font sizes and multiple colours.

Boru (Managing Director, Worthless and Redundant Signatures, Ltd. )

[Godscreated]

Simply say to them:



(1) They don't observe themselves as omniscient.
(2) They want to absolutely believe that God exists. (Impossible, due to (1))
(3) They don't probably believe that God exists.

So, they possess zero degrees of belief in God.
Lack of belief in God, is atheism.

I read this and I'm still a Christian. I know for a fact that God exist, what I don't know is that you're real. You seem to much like 21st Century minus the pseudo he places on Christians, oh and the vile wording in his posts. So are you real or just another personality.

GC