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RE: Would you date a theist?
July 1, 2011 at 4:05 am
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(July 1, 2011 at 3:58 am)adam_1992p Wrote: (July 1, 2011 at 3:55 am)MilesTailsPrower Wrote: Nope. Happened once, not happening again. Just don't shut the hell up about how their grandmother is living proof god is real.
lol what do you mean about the granny?
She said her grandma died and came back to life and she seen and heard jesus, and because her crazy schizophrenic grandma did that she has to try and convert me. I can't stand stupidity at all. We are the most intellectual animals on planet earth, but we believe in all this god shit? Well...i guess there is hope for humanity?
She reminds me of a kid on xbox today was talking about how jesus saved us all in a lobby, when there were 3 atheists in the lobby too. He said since we were atheist we would lose the game. Welp, we won. But his excuse was jesus felt bad for me. one excuse after another, just like the end of the world a few months ago.
(June 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm)Epimethean Wrote: I ... um ... fell into bed with a very sexual girl who turned out to be a Mormon once. She was intense in bed, sweet and affectionate all day long, but man, as soon as she found out I was an atheist, she shut the door to intimacy. It was funny, too, because she would mention the night we spent together, but then say something like "but I could never let myself do that again." Usually, this preceded attempts to get me to convert. That didn't work out. Some religions DEMAND their own kind.
Definitely thumbs up to that.
Religion is like a Penis, you shouldn't whip it out in public and you shouldn't shove it down your child's throat.
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RE: Would you date a theist?
July 1, 2011 at 10:32 am
ACctually my girlfriend is relgious, so I guess my answer to the question of this thread would be - yes
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RE: Would you date a theist?
July 1, 2011 at 10:34 am
I'm sorry, did you just say that some kid in a xbox lobby figured jesus was gonna give him the game? On a related note, every time an athlete wins a big game it seems that he just HAS to thank god...but I've never heard "You know what Bryant, I don't know what happened there, jesus dropped the ball in the 4th quarter and it all just fell apart".
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RE: Would you date a theist?
July 1, 2011 at 10:35 am
I dated a catholic for nine years, and then I married her.
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RE: Would you date a theist?
July 1, 2011 at 10:41 am
A theist - doubtful, but maybe.
A christian? Fuck No!
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RE: Would you date a theist?
July 1, 2011 at 11:59 am
Christian women are horny as hell. I guess you guys just can't handle it...
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RE: Would you date a theist?
July 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm
I did say I married a born again christian didn't I? Our relationship is moving along fantastically based almost entirely on good sex.
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RE: Would you date a theist?
July 1, 2011 at 12:04 pm
Frodo, I wanted to handle it some more, but she shut the door. She did say that the Mor-men don't do some of the things we did.
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RE: Would you date a theist?
July 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm
+1 for Mor-men 
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Would you date a theist?
July 1, 2011 at 12:09 pm
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(July 1, 2011 at 11:59 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Christian women are horny as hell. I guess you guys just can't handle it...
In my experience the quality of sex is generally inversely proportional to how religious the female is. There were exceptions, namely the cute blond that used to fool around with my ex & I. Of course she was a lot less religious back then. Pretty much a bible-thumper now.
What a waste.
(July 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Our relationship is moving along fantastically based almost entirely on good sex.
So why did you marry her? That will only ruin it!
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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