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March 23, 2017 at 4:47 pm
(February 21, 2017 at 3:11 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Did you hear the one about the Catholic neutrinos?


Wish I had heard this last year, my mom would love this joke.
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March 29, 2017 at 2:50 pm
(March 23, 2017 at 4:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 21, 2017 at 3:11 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Did you hear the one about the Catholic neutrinos?


Wish I had heard this last year, my mom would love this joke.

I know right !
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March 29, 2017 at 7:52 pm
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Poor man - here today, gone tomato. I suppose that he just ran out of thyme. His wife, poor thing - cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing.

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March 30, 2017 at 7:21 am (This post was last modified: March 30, 2017 at 7:22 am by Edwardo Piet.)
@ Min

Where's quote number 7? I didn't get that part of the joke.
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RE: joke time
March 30, 2017 at 2:20 pm
I went back and checked the original email and there was no #7.  So either, the person who wrote it can't count or #7 was too "liberul" for my Drumpfuck brother who sent it to me.
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March 30, 2017 at 2:26 pm (This post was last modified: March 30, 2017 at 2:27 pm by Brian37.)
Two things you can do to fuck with a cashier,  not in a mean way, but to get a "huh" look respond with the following.

Cashier, "Will that be paper or plastic?"

You, "Yes"

They cant argue with that answer, it will be paper or plastic. But if you want to respond "titanium".

Cashier, " Will that be cash, credit or check?"

You, "Yes"

Again, same reason, but if you want, offer them a pelt or farm animal.
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March 30, 2017 at 4:29 pm
Good one, Boru.
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March 30, 2017 at 6:08 pm
(March 30, 2017 at 2:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Two things you can do to fuck with a cashier,  not in a mean way, but to get a "huh" look respond with the following.

Cashier, "Will that be paper or plastic?"

You, "Yes"

They cant argue with that answer, it will be paper or plastic. But if you want to respond "titanium".

Cashier, " Will that be cash, credit or check?"

You, "Yes"

Again, same reason, but if you want, offer them a pelt or farm animal.

A old mate of mine used to go to the drive through lane at McDonald's and order a Whopper. When informed that he was at McDonald's and not Burger King, he'd apologize and change his order and ask for a two piece original recipe with coleslaw.

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RE: joke time
March 30, 2017 at 7:27 pm
(March 30, 2017 at 6:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 30, 2017 at 2:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Two things you can do to fuck with a cashier,  not in a mean way, but to get a "huh" look respond with the following.

Cashier, "Will that be paper or plastic?"

You, "Yes"

They cant argue with that answer, it will be paper or plastic. But if you want to respond "titanium".

Cashier, " Will that be cash, credit or check?"

You, "Yes"

Again, same reason, but if you want, offer them a pelt or farm animal.

A old mate of mine used to go to the drive through lane at McDonald's and order a Whopper.  When informed that he was at McDonald's and not Burger King, he'd apologize and change his order and ask for a two piece original recipe with coleslaw.

Boru

I used to work for the greedy pizza chain pop fuck don's jon. Anywho we had different names for pizzas with everything on it, as compared to pizza fuck and dominatefor cheap labor. I cannot tell you how many times I would get calls for names for pizzas we do sell but the customers would ask for the rival products which were the same damned thing.
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RE: joke time
March 30, 2017 at 8:37 pm
(March 30, 2017 at 2:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Two things you can do to fuck with a cashier,  not in a mean way, but to get a "huh" look respond with the following.

Cashier, "Will that be paper or plastic?"

You, "Yes"

They cant argue with that answer, it will be paper or plastic. But if you want to respond "titanium".

Cashier, " Will that be cash, credit or check?"

You, "Yes"

Again, same reason, but if you want, offer them a pelt or farm animal.
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