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A Confession (my true identity)

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A Confession (my true identity)
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 8, 2017 at 4:10 pm
(April 8, 2017 at 2:13 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Some guy on Tumblr with 3 (!)  (IANMTU) fists in his hole and I'm impressed (and aroused) (woot!) 

Ew!! 

Why would you like that??
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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#52
RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 8, 2017 at 4:38 pm
(April 8, 2017 at 4:10 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(April 8, 2017 at 2:13 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Some guy on Tumblr with 3 (!)  (IANMTU) fists in his hole and I'm impressed (and aroused) (woot!) 

Ew!! 

Why would you like that??

Is that a rethorical question?
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 8, 2017 at 5:05 pm
(April 8, 2017 at 1:59 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(April 8, 2017 at 12:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [shudder]  Watched one of the other videos that came up with the one in the opening post. (house waist deep in soiled adult diapers)

As I am fond of saying:






JESUS FUCKING CHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's always funny when vorlon finds his bridge too far.


Yeah looking up the odd term that he puts out has taken me out of my safe zone more than once.  Two girls, one cup .. and so on.
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#54
RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 8, 2017 at 6:02 pm
It's a level of intimacy (and stimulation) most of the rest of the planet will never experience . . .

feel slighted by life, y'all.


I've also noticed frequently, but not always, when a man is really really pushing his limits as to what can be tolerated that way, there is this haunting, gaspy, moaning sound that seems to emanate from I don't know where that is really arousing . . . .


As should be obvious, btw, but maybe it ain't, if those men didn't like it, they wouldn't do it. Edging, extreme handballing, a final release after possibly hours of what hopefully feels like totally excessive stimulation, it's a wonder more folks don't do it all the time . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 8, 2017 at 6:25 pm
As far as I'm concerned, edging is when I cut the grass along the curb and extreme handballing is playing handball on a cliff face.
I'm not looking it up this time. :-)
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 8, 2017 at 6:29 pm
(April 8, 2017 at 2:13 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Some guy on Tumblr with 3 (!)  (IANMTU) fists in his hole and I'm impressed (and aroused) (woot!)

How is that even possible?
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 8, 2017 at 6:56 pm
Tiny fists?
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 8, 2017 at 6:56 pm
Is 2 girls 1 cup still a thing?
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 8, 2017 at 6:58 pm
Yep.
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RE: A Confession (my true identity)
April 8, 2017 at 7:00 pm
(April 8, 2017 at 6:56 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Is 2 girls 1 cup still a thing?

(April 8, 2017 at 6:58 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Yep.

This is poetry.
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