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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:50 pm (This post was last modified: May 9, 2017 at 8:54 pm by emjay.)
I don't mind the taste of them, but their sliminess is really offputting

Advocados that is, not Russians Wink
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:53 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:50 pm)emjay Wrote: I don't mind the taste of them, but they're sliminess is really offputting

Advocados that is, not Russians Wink

For me it's the taste and the texture.

That's either Russians or avocados.

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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:53 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:49 pm)Mamacita Wrote: I love how a toilet thread ended up being about salads and avocados.


Well sooner or later you are going to have to wipe that salad off. Just don't let your knuckles touch the water.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:54 pm
Copy that.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 8:58 pm
And the circle of life is complete Big Grin
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 9:23 pm
(May 9, 2017 at 8:58 pm)emjay Wrote: And the circle of life is complete Big Grin





The circle of life: from running free on the savannah, to being dumped in a porcelain bowl after going through the digestive tract of an animal.

Yes, this applies to both Russians and avocados.

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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 9, 2017 at 9:39 pm
some times it takes 2 passes . . . .
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 10, 2017 at 12:02 am
Guacamole looks like snot.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 10, 2017 at 7:24 am
Oysters beats that by looking and tasting like snot.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 10, 2017 at 9:03 am
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