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Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
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Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
Hi, I would like to tell you about Electrolux Vacuum Cleaners, the only way to be heavenly Clean!

Hi, I would like to tell you about WoofWoof Dog poo remover, the only way to Cleanse your sole!

etc,

etc,
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
Hi,

I would like to tell you about beer, the only way to drink booze and definitely have enough or barf before you die from alcohol poisoning.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#3
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
Hi! I would like to tell you about Virgin Sacrifice. The only way to avoid the Wrath of Bog, the God that lives in the pond behind my house.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#4
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
Hi. I would Like to talk to you about futa's. The only way to delude yourself you don't have latent homosexual urges whilst simultaneously indulging them.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#5
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
Hi, I would like to tell you about uvulas, the only way to heaven!

(50% kudos royalties to go to MH)






Hi, I would like to tell you about poo poo, the only way to CL's heart!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#6
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
Hi, I would like to tell you about Impact Analyses, the only way to do your fucking job properly, you workshy twat!



...should that have been in the CIJS thread?
Sum ergo sum
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#7
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
Hi,
I would like to tell you about path integrals, the only TRUE way to quantize nonabelian gauge theories.

You heard me!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#8
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
Hi. I would like to talk to you about Slack chat, the only way to suppress your nun porn urges.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#9
RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
Hello, I would like to tell you about nuking the site from orbit, the only way to be sure.
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RE: Hi, I would like to tell you about {name}, the only way to {whatever}
(June 8, 2017 at 3:31 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Hello, I would like to tell you about nuking the site from orbit, the only way to be sure.

/thread
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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