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June 8, 2017 at 3:35 pm
Hi, I would like to tell you about Google Maps, the only way to study up on an AFers hometown and then creep them out with knowledge of local happenings when you have an AF get together.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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June 8, 2017 at 3:38 pm
Hello, I would like to tell you about GET TO ZHE CHOPPA!!!!, the only way to DO EET, DO EET NAO!!!
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June 8, 2017 at 3:39 pm
(June 8, 2017 at 6:46 am)chimp3 Wrote: Hi! I would like to tell you about Virgin Sacrifice. The only way to avoid the Wrath of Bog, the God that lives in the pond behind my house.

Get back to me when you actually find a virgin to sacrifice.
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June 8, 2017 at 3:41 pm
Hello, I would like to tell you about the Peoples' Front of Judea, the only way to Resist the Romans. Splitter!
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June 8, 2017 at 3:42 pm
Hi. I would like to talk to you about cat lady life, the only way to pet your pussy in public without consequences.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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June 8, 2017 at 5:45 pm
(June 8, 2017 at 3:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 8, 2017 at 6:46 am)chimp3 Wrote: Hi! I would like to tell you about Virgin Sacrifice. The only way to avoid the Wrath of Bog, the God that lives in the pond behind my house.

Get back to me when you actually find a virgin to sacrifice.

I live in Kentucky. We do have a lot of ponds though!
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June 8, 2017 at 6:01 pm
(June 8, 2017 at 3:38 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Hello, I would like to tell you about GET TO ZHE CHOPPA!!!!, the only way to DO EET, DO EET NAO!!!

"The only thing that matters to me is Chenny!" Big Grin Wrong film I think, but you get the point Wink
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June 8, 2017 at 6:04 pm
(June 8, 2017 at 6:01 pm)emjay Wrote:
(June 8, 2017 at 3:38 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Hello, I would like to tell you about GET TO ZHE CHOPPA!!!!, the only way to DO EET, DO EET NAO!!!

"The only thing that matters to me is Chenny!" Big Grin Wrong film I think, but you get the point Wink

They're all the same film, really.
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