joke time

[Cyberman]

Also that broken glass tastes like blood.

[Rhondazvous]

You're on a roll. Keep'm coming.

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And life may be like toilet paper, but aluminum foil is not.

[Fireball]

[The Valkyrie]

An Irishman walks into a bar, sits down at the bar, and asks for two glasses of beer. When they arrive he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small, green man. Quietly the two start drinking, one beer for each.

This gets the attention of a drunk at the other end of the bar.

"Hey," he shouts to the Irishman, "Where did you get the ugly green man from?"

The small green man looks up from his drink, angry. He runs across the bar, looks into the drunk's face and gives him a long raspberry, "Pfftplplplpl!" before returning to his drink.

The Irishman looks at the drunk, who's still wiping himself off, and say, "He's not a little man. He's a leprechaun!"

The drunk looks at the Irishman and the leprechaun and says, "Well, he's a damned ugly leprechaun!"

Again the leprechaun runs across the bar, looks into the man's face and gives his a long, wet, raspberry, "Pfftplplplpl!" before returning back to his drink.

Really pissed off now, the drunk stand up and say, "If the little shit does that again I'm going to cut his prick off!"

The Irishman smiles and says, "Leprechauns don't have prick."

Surprised, the drunk says, "Then how do they piss?"

The Irishman smiles and says, 'They go "Pfftplplplpl!"'

[The Valkyrie]

It's the middle of the night and a man is walking down the dark, deserted streets of Belfast.

He jumps when a voice behind him suddenly says, "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?"

Thinking fast, he says, "Neither. I'm a Jew!"

And the voice behind him says, "Well, I must be the luckiest Palestinian in Belfast!"

[Brian37]

So this loaf of bread got a entry level job as a CPA, in less than a year he got a promotion to management, his boss asked him what he was going to do with the raise, the bread said, "I am going to the Kentucky Derby." The boss asked, "That's great, what made you chose that?" The bread said, "Well, you did say I got the promotion because I was a thorough bread".

[Rhondazvous]

Why did the day break?

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Because the night fell on it

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[ignoramus]

Why did the day break?

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Because the night fell on it

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I'm sure Stim would've incorporated Dawn's crack in there somewhere...

[Rhondazvous]

Why did the day break?

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Because the night fell on it

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I'm sure Stim would've incorporated Dawn's crack in there somewhere...

Oh, yeah, it was so funny the dawn just cracked up and the twilight zoned out.

Should we call him Cyb now?

[Cyberman]

Please don't!

I'm sure I could work in the crack of Dawn somewhere, if I didn't imagine it beneath me...

Brb...