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joke time
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(June 17, 2017 at 7:23 pm)Cyberman Wrote: A lecherous fellow called Skinner
Took his new ladyfriend home for dinner.
They sat down to dine
At a quarter to nine
By half past nine it was inner.

(Not Skinner; the dinner.
Skinner was inner before dinner.)
Sounds like a winner

Cyberman's limericks are chummy
I get funny things in my tummy
When I read them my lips
Do some marvelous flips
And I dare say I feel kinda cummy
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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(June 17, 2017 at 11:01 am)Cyberman Wrote: There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.

He had orange cheeto goo
Claimed Obama was from Kenya
And doesn't give a damn about you.
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On a maiden a man once begat
Cute triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat;
'Twas fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding:
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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3 from Asimov

Have you seen Little Bo Blue this morn
He’s in the haystack as sure as you’re born
But he isn’t asleep
He’s with Little Bo Peep
And look at what he’s doing with his horn

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing a lass by the sea
Said the lass, “Stop your plumbing
I think someone’s coming.”
Said the plumber, still Cuming, “That’s me.”

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Playing with his madam
He was full of mirth
For in all the Earth
There were only two balls and he had ‘em
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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"Said the plumber, still plumbing" in my edition.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I have the same fitness app as tiger woods.
Every time I look at the golf part it asks if I want to play a round.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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Yes, his 9 wood always gets him into trouble.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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According to conventional wisdom, if you shave it off it grows back much thicker.

Can't wait to see my new cock!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(June 19, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Cyberman Wrote: According to conventional wisdom, if you shave it off it grows back much thicker.

Can't wait to see my new cock!

Me too! And sometimes multiple grow backSmile
I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown.  Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu.  Shy 
  
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(June 19, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Cyberman Wrote: According to conventional wisdom, if you shave it off it grows back much thicker.

Can't wait to see my new cock!
A hard man is good to find. So you can't wait to show off your new oak?

Yours truly,
The Squirrel
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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