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Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
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Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 1, 2017 at 7:45 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/all-new-...es-family/

Quote:All New Jersey beaches are closed for holiday weekend due to shutdown — except to Chris Christie’s family

Quote:TRENTON -- They won't be kicking one family out of a state park because of the state government shutdown.
That would be Gov. Chris Christie, his wife and kids. 
The governor said he and his family plan to spend the long Independence Day holiday weekend at the governor's summer house at Island Beach State Park.
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July 1, 2017 at 11:13 pm
Someone actually reproduced with that fat fuck?

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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 1:36 am
Maybe they are adopted?
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 1:33 pm
Maybe the attraction was merely gravitational?

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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 2:09 pm
(July 2, 2017 at 1:33 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Maybe the attraction was merely gravitational?

Two blimps passing in the night?
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 2:49 pm
Hey People! No fat shaming!!!!!

Oh wait! It's Chris Christie. Carry on.
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 3:03 pm
Well Republicans definitely need some exercise. The Trumpeter can only bloviate with his thumbs on TWITer, and that ain't cardio.
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 8:22 pm
I remember when that craven asshat railed against Obama then went hat-in-hand to him, asking for FEMA hand outs.

For a brief moment, I thought he had integrity enough to change his mind... until he jumped on (and was eventually booted off) the Trump train. "Craven" is definitely a word for the Christies.
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 9:30 pm
(July 2, 2017 at 8:22 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I remember when that craven asshat railed against Obama then went hat-in-hand to him, asking for FEMA hand outs.

For a brief moment, I thought he had integrity enough to change his mind... until he jumped on (and was eventually booted off) the Trump train. "Craven" is definitely a word for the Christies.

Trump's treatment of the pathetic toadies he ran against (Christie and Cruz to name two) is really about the only thing I kind of like about him. Those unprincipled, gutless wonders got exactly what they deserved. I can't even look at Cruz now without thinking of his mewling calls on behalf of Trump after his wife and father were insulted during the campaign. What a bitch!
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RE: Stay Out Of The Water Chris-Someone May Throw A Harpoon At You
July 2, 2017 at 9:41 pm
(July 2, 2017 at 2:49 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Hey People! No fat shaming!!!!!

Oh wait! It's Chris Christie. Carry on.

well, maybe a marine biologist seeing Christie beached might think he needs towed back out into the water
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