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The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
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 (July 5, 2017 at 5:28 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(July 4, 2017 at 6:18 pm)JackRussell Wrote: What have you soulless motherluvas got? And drinking from the furry cup.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
 (July 5, 2017 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(July 5, 2017 at 7:26 pm)Astonished Wrote: Huh, neat. There's a pizza place in the next town over from me that has an 'old-fashioned' aesthetic but they name their pizzas some interesting things, like "Who are You Calling Chicken?!" (a chicken, garlic sauce and onion pizza) or the "Chuck Norris" (all meat, obviously). That novelty kind of wore off a little when I started watching Bob's Burgers and didn't care for it, since that was kind of Bob's thing.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.  (July 5, 2017 at 7:45 pm)Astonished Wrote:(July 5, 2017 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's always fun when a food place does something different like that to get attention, and still provides a quality product. If you want virtual food I still think a Krusty Burger is the the only oldskool way to go. Or maybe a Burrito, they're good too and I can't get them now I am back in GB.  (July 5, 2017 at 6:36 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: And I suppose slurping isn't the same thing as bathing in the eyes of Yahweh . . . .
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 6, 2017 at 7:41 pm
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(July 4, 2017 at 6:18 pm)JackRussell Wrote: As an Atheist we know in our hearts we are screwed. We have no morals or moral compass, we believe in nothing, we have no hope or purpose, we only want to excuse our sins, we are communist, satanist, nihilists,fascists, we cannot love, we have no reason for getting up in the mornings, we are lonely and depressed, we love perversion, debauchery and depravity and we are so, so lost. By God, you're so right...you are screwed with no chance at the mass resurrection. You do have a sense of humor, however. 
Nice thing about atheism from an ex-Catholic: birth control.
Not being ashamed of who I am. No guilt about a mythical rib woman eating fruit. Having a better moral code than the being the others worship. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (July 6, 2017 at 7:41 pm)Christianity_Is_Real Wrote:(July 4, 2017 at 6:18 pm)JackRussell Wrote: As an Atheist we know in our hearts we are screwed. We have no morals or moral compass, we believe in nothing, we have no hope or purpose, we only want to excuse our sins, we are communist, satanist, nihilists,fascists, we cannot love, we have no reason for getting up in the mornings, we are lonely and depressed, we love perversion, debauchery and depravity and we are so, so lost. You obviously haven't been to my place on a Saturday night... Wait, I may have read that wrong... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 6, 2017 at 7:46 pm
(This post was last modified: July 6, 2017 at 7:46 pm by Christianity_Is_Real.)
(July 6, 2017 at 7:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(July 6, 2017 at 7:41 pm)Christianity_Is_Real Wrote: I just posted this item...right on! RE: The Nice Thing About Being An Atheist
July 6, 2017 at 9:11 pm
(This post was last modified: July 6, 2017 at 9:25 pm by Succubus.)
Christianity_Is_Real
Praise the larde, we have some new material to chew on. When you show up here with a bullshit name and a misspelt tag line; you and your bullshit will be questioned robustly! As in: "A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. The demons begged Jesus, “Send us among the pigs. Let us go into them.” Jesus allowed it. The evil spirits came out of the man and went into the pigs. There were about 2,000 pigs in the herd. The whole herd rushed down the steep bank. They ran into the lake and drowned." OK. The easy bits first; what the absolute fuck were Jews doing with a herd of pigs? Pleeease tell me how this fucking edit thing works! On seventh thought; fuck the editing!!!
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
2000 pigs is a whole heap of bacon !!
We had pigs on the farm when I was a kid and the largest number we ever had was under 150. And it's a big job to care for that many. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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