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International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 29, 2017 at 5:25 am
(This post was last modified: July 29, 2017 at 5:27 am by chimp3.)
Time to get warmed up for Blasphemy Day 2017. September 30th. Use this thread to practice your vicious barbs, caustic wit, and celebrate the freedom to mock that many around the world are forbidden and even killed for. This thread can also be a file of jokes, memes, etc. to gather from on September 30th and spread the joy around the net. Feel free to deposit your best and worse. Worst is best! No gods are off limits , no men with big hats are too semi-divine.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 29, 2017 at 5:29 am
(This post was last modified: July 29, 2017 at 5:40 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
The most blasphemous statement I can think of: 'Dear religionists: Try to remember that people of other sects/faiths have just as much of a chance of being right as you do. Chew on that. Love, Boru.'
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 29, 2017 at 5:49 am
Aha! Thanks! September 30! I always forget what day it is and I always forget I'm allowed to Google these things!
Cheers! Respec'!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 29, 2017 at 8:31 am
Finding out Holy Scripture inerrantly records Jesus being crucified on Maundy Thursday and again on Good Friday takes the fun out of International Blasphemy Day.
I can't top that.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 29, 2017 at 10:23 am
(This post was last modified: July 29, 2017 at 10:24 am by Astonished.)
"The fact that blasphemy exists as an offense is proof you all have no fucking clue on earth what the fuck morality even is, and yet you trumpet up to screaming levels that you own a monopoly on it, as if you're trying to convince yourselves of it because you don't even genuinely believe it yourselves, so what's that say about you and your faith, bitches?"
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 29, 2017 at 11:09 pm
I had no idea this was a thing. Well, perhaps I shall make a day of listening to Black Metal, chanting to Satan, and destroying a bible or two. Sounds like fun to me.
"I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and I hate people who thank God when things go right."
Voltaire.
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