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International Blasphemy Day 2017
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#41
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 10:14 pm
but Jesus would be right there fixing it !!
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#42
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 10:31 pm
(July 30, 2017 at 10:14 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: but Jesus would be right there fixing it !!

I wouldn't trust his track record. One of his 'patients' sounds like they'd be interested in filing a malpractice suit...



Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 12:53 am (This post was last modified: July 31, 2017 at 1:01 am by Dropship.)
(July 30, 2017 at 6:40 pm)Astreja Wrote:
(July 30, 2017 at 5:48 pm)Dropship Wrote: The talking snake was just a metaphor for the darker side of our human nature..Smile
If it's a metaphor for anything, I think it's more likely a metaphor for one of the following:
  • The goddess-worship that was displaced by the rise of the Yahwist cult and/or
  • An initiatory coming-of-age experience when one's childhood gives way to adult knowledge and aresponsibility.

1- Speaking of goddesses, a witch in a chatroom once said she was invoking the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet to come and get me; I put the kettle on but she never turned up (sniffle)
Hey guys don't you just hate getting stood up by goddesses?
Mind you, after seeing her pic (below) I wouldn't have known whether to tickle her chin or offer her a saucer of milk..Smile

[Image: sekhmet.gif]

2- yes I've had a soft spot for pagans after seeing them burn Nic Cage in a wicker man, he thoroughly deserved it for squashing that wasp on the pub bar.
And I remember the great scene in the original Wicker Man where Britt Ekland initiates a shy inexperienced young man into adulthood by shagging him silly, she can initiate me any time she likes..Smile
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#44
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 5:23 am
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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 5:26 am
(July 29, 2017 at 8:31 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Finding out Holy Scripture inerrantly records Jesus being crucified on Maundy Thursday and again on Good Friday takes the fun out of International Blasphemy Day.

I can't top that.

Well - they conveniently forgot about the other two crucifixions that took place that day. 

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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 5:36 am
Was Jesus the main act? Or the other guys who gave a Roman guard the birdie?
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 6:05 am
Hear about the time Muhammed's wife called him a pedophile?

Muhammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 7:08 am
What do you think about this one? I just made it.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 9:32 am
(July 30, 2017 at 12:54 am)Dropship Wrote:
(July 29, 2017 at 5:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The most blasphemous statement I can think of:  'Dear religionists:  Try to remember that people of other sects/faiths have just as much of a chance of being right as you do.  Chew on that.  Love, Boru.'

Nah mate, all the other religious leaders are in graves somewhere but Jesus is not, spot the difference?
PS- What exactly is it about JC that atheists don't seem to like? I kinda like him myself..Smile

To the snooty priests- "You're full of shit!" (Matt 23:27)
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His followers?
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing."  - Samuel Porter Putnam
 
           

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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 31, 2017 at 8:52 pm (This post was last modified: July 31, 2017 at 9:03 pm by Dropship.)
(July 31, 2017 at 9:32 am)Harry Nevis Wrote:
(July 30, 2017 at 12:54 am)Dropship Wrote: ..What exactly is it about JC that atheists don't seem to like? I kinda like him myself..Smile

His followers?

We know plenty of so-called "christians" are a disgrace and get Jesus a bad name, and so does he..Smile-
Jesus said:-"Not all who call me "Lord,Lord" will enter the kingdom of heaven. Then I'll tell them plainly, I never knew you, get away from me" (Matt 7:21-23)
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(July 31, 2017 at 7:08 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: What do you think about this one? I just made it.

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Wait a minute, by toppling the temple on top of the heathen Philistines who'd poked his eyes out, Samson was rightly giving them payback, so whose side are you on, his or theirs?..Smile
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