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International Blasphemy Day 2017
#21
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
Quite possibly one of the most disturbed posts I have ever made . . . .


[shudder]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#22
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
Well, we can close the thread, I've won.

Thanks to everyone else for participating.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#23
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
No way! I'm not giving up!

They need to put realistic genitalia on the blow-up, and a usable anus so that they can further defile him by appealing to the gay demographic. I mean, those bible-thumpers hate them some homosexuality, so that would just be icing on the profaning Jesus cake.

While we're at it, let's make one of Muhammad, where the deluxe edition has him taking it up the rear by that winged horse that he rode up to heaven.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#24
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
(July 30, 2017 at 2:28 pm)Astonished Wrote: No way! I'm not giving up!

They need to put realistic genitalia on the blow-up, and a usable anus so that they can further defile him by appealing to the gay demographic. I mean, those bible-thumpers hate them some homosexuality, so that would just be icing on the profaning Jesus cake.

While we're at it, let's make one of Muhammad, where the deluxe edition has him taking it up the rear by that winged horse that he rode up to heaven.

I don't think you grok what I did there . . . 

(and probably good for you too)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#25
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
No praise for my courage to blaspheme the Prophet? My life no longer has any meaning...
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#26
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
No, what I did.

[shudder]


maybe I had better spell it out clearly:


inflatable baby Jesus love dolls for child molesters



See, I've won. That cannot be topped. Period.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#27
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
Not if you include a deluxe set with the donkey they rode to Bethlehem on to do the same thing as my Muhammad doll idea...I will not be defeated!
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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#28
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
baby Jesus inflatable love doll for child molesters with realistic simulated rectal bleeding . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#29
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
. . .and it squeals during penetration . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#30
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
I should probably perma-ban all the Christians here before they see this thread . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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