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Hurricane Irma
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RE: Hurricane Irma
September 10, 2017 at 8:38 pm (This post was last modified: September 10, 2017 at 9:39 pm by brewer.)
(September 10, 2017 at 8:13 pm)c172 Wrote: Haha, good ol' Pasco. Rural Floridians are so great.

Wait, there is a "rural" in Florida? No way.
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RE: Hurricane Irma
September 10, 2017 at 9:18 pm
(September 10, 2017 at 8:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(September 10, 2017 at 8:13 pm)c172 Wrote: Haha, good ol' Pasco. Rural Floridians are so great.

Wait, there a "rural" in Florida? No way.

Most of Florida is swamp and dragon flies.
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RE: Hurricane Irma
September 10, 2017 at 10:03 pm
And fuckin' love bugs. Angry  Scraping that shit off my car, what a pain in the ass.
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RE: Hurricane Irma
September 10, 2017 at 10:09 pm
(September 10, 2017 at 10:03 pm)Fireball Wrote: And fuckin' love bugs. Angry  Scraping that shit off my car, what a pain in the ass.

Holy crap! No mention of mosquitos? They love me. They're gonna take me alive one day.
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#125
RE: Hurricane Irma
September 10, 2017 at 10:44 pm
(September 10, 2017 at 10:09 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(September 10, 2017 at 10:03 pm)Fireball Wrote: And fuckin' love bugs. Angry  Scraping that shit off my car, what a pain in the ass.

Holy crap! No mention of mosquitos? They love me. They're gonna take me alive one day.

Pff. I eat enough garlic that they actually fall out of the air when they get close. Now, my wife they consider some sort of delicacy. I just tell her she's succulent, but don't get a real warm response then. Blush  She practically got eaten alive (about 100 welts, none for me) when we went camping at a place aptly named Mosquito Flat
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#126
RE: Hurricane Irma
September 10, 2017 at 11:23 pm
Awe come on... those palmetto bugs are just adorable Big Grin
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RE: Hurricane Irma
September 10, 2017 at 11:26 pm
I miss em.
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#128
RE: Hurricane Irma
September 10, 2017 at 11:29 pm
You know what I don't miss from the south? Fucking snakes. Fuck snakes. Fuck. Snakes.
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RE: Hurricane Irma
September 10, 2017 at 11:37 pm
Palm rats.
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RE: Hurricane Irma
September 10, 2017 at 11:45 pm (This post was last modified: September 10, 2017 at 11:46 pm by Fireball.)
(September 10, 2017 at 11:23 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Awe come on... those palmetto bugs are just adorable Big Grin

That's another! Regular cockroaches go to Florida and graduate to a fancy name- "Palmetto Bug". Fuxxake, them things are obnoxious. 3" long cockroaches? Shit, when I was in the Navy, stationed in Illinois ("A" School), we used to go into the basement and use those 3" roaches for golf balls. I guess I have to hand it to a bug that can get hit across a 20 foot distance with a broom stick, and survives to scuttle away. Huh  I worked at Cape Canaveral on and off from '01 to '07, and the cicadas were "blooming", I think about '05, maybe '06. If I could have incinerated them all, it would have been a good thing. The noise was incredible! I guess the topic has swerved over to fucking bugs. Dodgy
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