Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass

[Redbeard The Pink]

If anything you have merely increased your standing on the Dumbest Fuck on The Board Scale, moron.  I wouldn't have thought that was possible.

You're getting up into Dripshit territory.


Go fuck yourself and your stupid fairy tales.

Look mate we all like you but please get out that sewer ASAP.  

Is dreadful to look at you in that state.  

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Ok... you do know that Jesus is a bible figure, right? Your Age of Aquarius off-brand Mormon bullshit is based on a story that was bullshit to begin with. How hard is this concept?

That is absolutely bizarre Pinky considering that you haven't even read the book.
Have you got some sort of telepathic power to know what is inside a book?  

No, dolt. I did a little research, and you've flatly told me that it's about Jesus, a guy from the bible who very likely didn't even exist. It's about as historical as that version of Beowulf that's told from Grendel's perspective. What you have there is fiction. Regardless of whether it's the gospel of Thomas, Aquaman, or John F. Kennedy, it's still fiction.

[Little Rik]

Look mate we all like you but please get out that sewer ASAP.

Funny.  I can't stand you.

Funny indeed.  

Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.  

You will never stand a chance son.  
Wake up and grow up brother.  

Good for you and good for humanity.  

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Look mate we all like you but please get out that sewer ASAP.  

Is dreadful to look at you in that state.  

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That is absolutely bizarre Pinky considering that you haven't even read the book.
Have you got some sort of telepathic power to know what is inside a book?  

No, dolt. I did a little research, and you've flatly told me that it's about Jesus, a guy from the bible who very likely didn't even exist. It's about as historical as that version of Beowulf that's told from Grendel's perspective. What you have there is fiction. Regardless of whether it's the gospel of Thomas, Aquaman, or John F. Kennedy, it's still fiction.

Sure, sure Pinky.

Is all fiction.
Alexander the Great is a fiction and so Caesar, the Viking, Genghis Khan and all the rest.
In fact all history is fiction.
Or maybe not?
Oh, I beg your pardon.

We should consider fiction only the life of Jesus.
That would be an embarrassment for atheists.
Gee, I never thought about that Pinky.
Will you excuse me?  

[Redbeard The Pink]

Funny.  I can't stand you.

Funny indeed.  

Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.  

You will never stand a chance son.  
Wake up and grow up brother.  

Good for you and good for humanity.  

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No, dolt. I did a little research, and you've flatly told me that it's about Jesus, a guy from the bible who very likely didn't even exist. It's about as historical as that version of Beowulf that's told from Grendel's perspective. What you have there is fiction. Regardless of whether it's the gospel of Thomas, Aquaman, or John F. Kennedy, it's still fiction.

Sure, sure Pinky.

Is all fiction.
Alexander the Great is a fiction and so Caesar, the Viking, Genghis Khan and all the rest.
In fact all history is fiction.
Or maybe not?
Oh, I beg your pardon.

We should consider fiction only the life of Jesus.
That would be an embarrassment for atheists.
Gee, I never thought about that Pinky.
Will you excuse me?  

Do me a favor: go study the concept of historicity. After that, you can have your analogy back as soon as I'm done wiping my ass with it.

[Minimalist]

Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.

Shithead religitards never come out on top.  Go fuck the virgin mary.  She's probably dying for some.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.

Shithead religitards never come out on top.  Go fuck the virgin mary.  She's probably dying for some.

Mary is as old as Methuselah.  She didn't exist until around the year 1100 AD or so.

[Minimalist]

Mary's role was the subject of heated debate at the Council of Ephesus in 431 AD.  

It actually led to a major schism.

[Little Rik]

Funny indeed.  

Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.  

You will never stand a chance son.  
Wake up and grow up brother.  

Good for you and good for humanity.  

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Sure, sure Pinky.

Is all fiction.
Alexander the Great is a fiction and so Caesar, the Viking, Genghis Khan and all the rest.
In fact all history is fiction.
Or maybe not?
Oh, I beg your pardon.

We should consider fiction only the life of Jesus.
That would be an embarrassment for atheists.
Gee, I never thought about that Pinky.
Will you excuse me?  

Do me a favor: go study the concept of historicity. After that, you can have your analogy back as soon as I'm done wiping my ass with it.

Pinky.  

I never thought about your HISTORICITY.  

You mean................Virtually all New Testament scholars and Near East historians, applying the standard criteria of historical investigation, find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain...........

or.................The Christ myth theory is the proposition that Jesus never existed, or that if he did, he had virtually nothing to do with the founding of Christianity and the accounts in the gospels.[111][112][113] This theory has very little support among current scholars.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus


Gee there is always something to learn Pinky.
Thanks for all your tips mate.  

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Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.

Shithead religitards never come out on top.  Go fuck the virgin mary.  She's probably dying for some.

Lose once again idiot.  

You got a problem Min. (among all other problems of course)

Dealing with me you shoot all your bullets away from the target so when you will need one more bullet to avoid your downfall you have none left.

You thought that I would believe the story that Mary was virgin did you idiot?  
I never did fool.
I also do not believe in what religions say with few exceptions so by trying to hit a target within the religions dogmas you hit nothing.
You may well hit some target when you deal with religious people but not with me.
I don't follow dogmas son.
And of course I am not a fool like you  that create a mental idol within your mind that start with the letter F.

That is your god that you adore day after day.
But again be aware son.
The day you will ask for help to your worship idol he will only reply with the word F... you 

[Redbeard The Pink]

Do me a favor: go study the concept of historicity. After that, you can have your analogy back as soon as I'm done wiping my ass with it.

Pinky.  

I never thought about your HISTORICITY.  

You mean................Virtually all New Testament scholars and Near East historians, applying the standard criteria of historical investigation, find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain...........

or.................The Christ myth theory is the proposition that Jesus never existed, or that if he did, he had virtually nothing to do with the founding of Christianity and the accounts in the gospels.[111][112][113] This theory has very little support among current scholars.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus


Gee there is always something to learn Pinky.
Thanks for all your tips mate.  

That might be what mainstream scholarship thinks, but even by historical standards they don't have impressive reasons for thinking it. In any case, comparing him to individuals like Caesar (which one?) and Alexander the Great is a pretty thorough demonstration of the fact that you don't understand historicity very well.

You also missed the part where those same scholars consider your gospels to be narratives with little to no truth to them.

[Little Rik]

Pinky.  

I never thought about your HISTORICITY.  

You mean................Virtually all New Testament scholars and Near East historians, applying the standard criteria of historical investigation, find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain...........

or.................The Christ myth theory is the proposition that Jesus never existed, or that if he did, he had virtually nothing to do with the founding of Christianity and the accounts in the gospels.[111][112][113] This theory has very little support among current scholars.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus


Gee there is always something to learn Pinky.
Thanks for all your tips mate.  

That might be what mainstream scholarship thinks, but even by historical standards they don't have impressive reasons for thinking it. In any case, comparing him to individuals like Caesar (which one?) and Alexander the Great is a pretty thorough demonstration of the fact that you don't understand historicity very well.

You also missed the part where those same scholars consider your gospels to be narratives with little to no truth to them.

You don't get it Pinky, do you?  

Can't you see that every single time that atheists come up with a new story I destroy it.
These stories are like bubbles of air.
Is so easy to destroy them that you have no idea.
All I do is blow them and they burst.  

Now that I destroyed your bubble that say that there is no historicity in Jesus story you come up with more stories.  

For God's sake Pinky give a brake to your mind and come to the conclusion that there is no future in atheism.
None of whatsoever mate.
It is a complete downfall into nothingness.  

[vorlon13]

Mary's role was the subject of heated debate at the Council of Ephesus in 431 AD.  

It actually led to a major schism.

A schism ?

How can a religion with tons and tons of evidence be subject to different interpretations that would lead to a schism ??

ESPECIALLY about some major tenet of the faith ??