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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
#81
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 12, 2017 at 12:59 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 6:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If anything you have merely increased your standing on the Dumbest Fuck on The Board Scale, moron.  I wouldn't have thought that was possible.

You're getting up into Dripshit territory.


Go fuck yourself and your stupid fairy tales.


Look mate we all like you but please get out that sewer ASAP.  Jerry

Is dreadful to look at you in that state.  Panic

(September 11, 2017 at 6:06 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: Facepalm

Ok... you do know that Jesus is a bible figure, right? Your Age of Aquarius off-brand Mormon bullshit is based on a story that was bullshit to begin with. How hard is this concept?


That is absolutely bizarre Pinky considering that you haven't even read the book.
Have you got some sort of telepathic power to know what is inside a book?  Bird

No, dolt. I did a little research, and you've flatly told me that it's about Jesus, a guy from the bible who very likely didn't even exist. It's about as historical as that version of Beowulf that's told from Grendel's perspective. What you have there is fiction. Regardless of whether it's the gospel of Thomas, Aquaman, or John F. Kennedy, it's still fiction.
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#82
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 12, 2017 at 1:48 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Look mate we all like you but please get out that sewer ASAP.

Funny.  I can't stand you.


Funny indeed.  Smile

Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.  Indubitably

You will never stand a chance son.  Banghead
Wake up and grow up brother.  Lightbulb

Good for you and good for humanity.  Hi

(September 12, 2017 at 6:50 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(September 12, 2017 at 12:59 am)Little Rik Wrote: Look mate we all like you but please get out that sewer ASAP.  Jerry

Is dreadful to look at you in that state.  Panic



That is absolutely bizarre Pinky considering that you haven't even read the book.
Have you got some sort of telepathic power to know what is inside a book?  Bird

No, dolt. I did a little research, and you've flatly told me that it's about Jesus, a guy from the bible who very likely didn't even exist. It's about as historical as that version of Beowulf that's told from Grendel's perspective. What you have there is fiction. Regardless of whether it's the gospel of Thomas, Aquaman, or John F. Kennedy, it's still fiction.


Sure, sure Pinky.

Is all fiction.
Alexander the Great is a fiction and so Caesar, the Viking, Genghis Khan and all the rest.
In fact all history is fiction.
Or maybe not?
Oh, I beg your pardon.

We should consider fiction only the life of Jesus.
That would be an embarrassment for atheists.
Gee, I never thought about that Pinky.
Will you excuse me?  Raccoon
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#83
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 12, 2017 at 10:38 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 12, 2017 at 1:48 am)Minimalist Wrote: Funny.  I can't stand you.


Funny indeed.  Smile

Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.  Indubitably

You will never stand a chance son.  Banghead
Wake up and grow up brother.  Lightbulb

Good for you and good for humanity.  Hi

(September 12, 2017 at 6:50 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: No, dolt. I did a little research, and you've flatly told me that it's about Jesus, a guy from the bible who very likely didn't even exist. It's about as historical as that version of Beowulf that's told from Grendel's perspective. What you have there is fiction. Regardless of whether it's the gospel of Thomas, Aquaman, or John F. Kennedy, it's still fiction.


Sure, sure Pinky.

Is all fiction.
Alexander the Great is a fiction and so Caesar, the Viking, Genghis Khan and all the rest.
In fact all history is fiction.
Or maybe not?
Oh, I beg your pardon.

We should consider fiction only the life of Jesus.
That would be an embarrassment for atheists.
Gee, I never thought about that Pinky.
Will you excuse me?  Raccoon

Do me a favor: go study the concept of historicity. After that, you can have your analogy back as soon as I'm done wiping my ass with it.
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#84
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Quote:Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.

Shithead religitards never come out on top.  Go fuck the virgin mary.  She's probably dying for some.
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#85
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 12, 2017 at 2:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Despite all your efforts to knock me down with all your filthy language I did come up on top just by making fun of your stupidity.

Shithead religitards never come out on top.  Go fuck the virgin mary.  She's probably dying for some.
Mary is as old as Methuselah.  She didn't exist until around the year 1100 AD or so.
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#86
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Mary's role was the subject of heated debate at the Council of Ephesus in 431 AD.  

It actually led to a major schism.
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#90
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 13, 2017 at 1:02 am)Minimalist Wrote: Mary's role was the subject of heated debate at the Council of Ephesus in 431 AD.  

It actually led to a major schism.

A schism ?

How can a religion with tons and tons of evidence be subject to different interpretations that would lead to a schism ??

ESPECIALLY about some major tenet of the faith ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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