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Make up your own atheistic quote
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RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 28, 2017 at 1:31 pm
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RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 28, 2017 at 1:33 pm (This post was last modified: September 28, 2017 at 1:33 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
[insert sentence not involving God here]

Example: I like waffles.
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#13
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 28, 2017 at 2:07 pm
"God damn it! Jesus fucking Christ! I told you that God and Jesus aren't real!"
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RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 28, 2017 at 2:17 pm
"I believe in the father, the son, and the wholly missing."
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RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 28, 2017 at 4:04 pm
"IMO, one of the most masterful forms of the art of mental gymnastics is to make the claim that one's traditional/religious beliefs are based entirely on reason while denying the role that faith and culture plays in the establishment/development of those beliefs: sooner or later, personal/subjective tastes, biases, and truths, all of which are falsifiable, become so reinforced via repetitive cycles of rationalizations and justifications, that they might as well be worshiped as unquestionable, unfalsifiable, and objective truths."  

"Perhaps 'the supernatural', which is espoused by humanity's theists, is really just the equivalent of some alien culture's version of a kindergarten-level finger painting project."











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#16
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 28, 2017 at 5:18 pm
(September 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm)Hammy Wrote: Here's my atheistic quote "I like video games, music, pizza and wanking frantically."

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I find this thread very unimpressive and unchallenging.

Really? Try all of the above simultaneously. But be careful with that jalapeno!
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 28, 2017 at 5:47 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#18
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 28, 2017 at 5:48 pm
Beyond the scope of knowledge, lies belief.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#19
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 28, 2017 at 6:09 pm
The first bit popped up in a FB group a while back. The other bit is my response.

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#20
RE: Make up your own atheistic quote
September 28, 2017 at 6:39 pm
(September 28, 2017 at 5:18 pm)Succubus Wrote:
(September 28, 2017 at 1:08 pm)Hammy Wrote: Here's my atheistic quote "I like video games, music, pizza and wanking frantically."

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I find this thread very unimpressive and unchallenging.

Really? Try all of the above simultaneously. But be careful with that jalapeno!

I thought simultaneously was a given. 

You didn't expect his new lap top to last long did you?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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