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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 7:39 pm
(December 14, 2017 at 7:27 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I want to secretly feed myself to the guests at my memorial. On little toothpicks with cheese and cherry tomatoes.
I hope there's not too many guests.
Not much meat on your bones.
I could feed a few hundred, although they'd have to delay the funeral to give me time to cure, as I'd like the Hors d'oeurve to be prosciutto wrapped rockmelon on sesame seed water crackers garnished with a little sprig of baby flat leafed parsley.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 9:14 pm
Firstly if my future wife is cool with it donate all organs then to the cemetery with a nice funeral
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 9:43 pm
I would like to be buried or partially buried at a depth where microbes, worms, beetles, flys, buzzards, possums, raccoons, etc. can dine on me and return my molecules to the food web from which I came. 6 ft under is too deep. Cremation uses too much energy. I am considering donating my carcass to the Body Farm in Knoxville. Hopefully they will just toss me under a pile of leaves and take pictures every day.
I also would not mind returning to my favorite place - The Sonoran Desert- and wander off and die on a warm rock like an old coyote. Hopefully, I will be well devoured before the Nursing Home finds me.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 10:25 pm
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(December 14, 2017 at 3:27 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Gut me for any usable parts and donate the rest to science fiction.
Second that
(December 14, 2017 at 7:27 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I want to secretly feed myself to the guests at my memorial. On little toothpicks with cheese and cherry tomatoes.
Your guests want to secretly treat your mortal remains like shit.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 14, 2017 at 10:50 pm
(December 14, 2017 at 10:25 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (December 14, 2017 at 3:27 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Gut me for any usable parts and donate the rest to science fiction.
Second that
(December 14, 2017 at 7:27 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: I want to secretly feed myself to the guests at my memorial. On little toothpicks with cheese and cherry tomatoes.
Your guests want to secretly treat your mortal remains like shit.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 15, 2017 at 12:11 am
Whatever my family wants to do with it is fine by me. I'll be dead. Let them do whatever will give them the most sense of closure.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 15, 2017 at 12:14 am
(December 15, 2017 at 12:11 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Whatever my family wants to do with it is fine by me. I'll be dead. Let them do whatever will give them the most sense of closure.
Flushed down the toilet as the most epic poop. 
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 15, 2017 at 12:27 am
Not sure I'll have the intestinal fortitude to go thru with this but that outdoor forensic pathology lab keeps surfacing in my thoughts.
Plan B:
cremated and remains offered to county to grit the goddam bridge down the road when it's fucking icy.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 15, 2017 at 12:53 am
(December 15, 2017 at 12:27 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Not sure I'll have the intestinal fortitude to go thru with this but that outdoor forensic pathology lab keeps surfacing in my thoughts.
Plan B:
cremated and remains offered to county to grit the goddam bridge down the road when it's fucking icy.
You old romantic, you.
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RE: How would you like to dispose of your body when the time comes?
December 15, 2017 at 1:27 am
(December 14, 2017 at 3:27 pm)Whateverist Wrote: First a little entertainment:
But seriously, who wants to lock their biomass away from the rest of the living world? Not me. Instead of a hand painted coffin I think I might prefer to weave a shroud. I wonder if I could get away with getting buried in my own garden. You know, one last chance to stick it to the man.
If there is no one around to give me that sort of send off I guess I'd settle for cremation but then those ashes have got to be scattered, not locked away in a little concrete box. Ugh.
When I was a teen living in Paso Robles, a buddy of mine had a grandma who lived north of Cambria, on the coast. I spent a weekend with him at her place and on one day we "borrowed" her VW Scirocco and went up PCH to the state park near San Simeon. We had some great greenery and a good bong, so we sat on these cliffs overlooking the ocean, with sycamores and eucalyptus marching right up to cliff's edge, and perhaps a tad bit stoned, I reckoned that if I had my choices I'd just as soon sit down and die at the base of a good tree.
I've hiked this coastline a few times, and when it comes time to go back to dust, it's as good a place as any for me outside of Hill Country.
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