What beliefs would we consider reasonable for a self proclaimed Christian to hold?

[drfuzzy]

Good conversation.  RIIIIIIGGGHHHT.  I hope you had fun writing that huge wall of judgmental, holier-than-thou, ridiculous, delusional, faux-parental drivel.  
I have read your hideous wholly babble through many times.  It is not a historical document.  The vast majority of its fantasy tales never happened.  
There is no god, shithead.  The absolute proof lives in that crap you just posted. 

I will leave you with the text of a popular meme.  

"Christians are often hurt when atheists attack their beliefs, it seems hateful. Being told that your god doesn't exist, being told that you're not going to heaven, being told that you're not a part of anybody's perfect plan, these things hurt. You must try and remember that atheists hate the belief, not the believer. Atheists don't hate you, they only hate your sick, awful, abhorrent, abusive beliefs.  They hate the pain and hurt caused because of your beliefs.  They hate seeing your beliefs keeping you trapped in a state of constant delusion. Really, atheists love YOU, we want you help you, but we will not accept your belief.  Does that help? Do you feel loved now?"

Grow up, wake up, educate yourself, you DESPERATELY need my help!!!  Listen to the voice of reason!  Turn your poor pathetic despicable hypocritical delusional life around!!

LOL

 
 Love me, that may be the biggest lie I've heard on this forums, you should go back and read all the post where atheist have said they hate me with all their being and I include you in that. Your little meme means nothing you nor any other atheist here can hurt me and why, because I know the truth and I know God and I know he is real, so all that crap you posted was posted only to make you feel better. By the way the Bible isn't a historical document and was never intended to be so, it's a spiritual book about finding God and living a purposeful life with Him. You're just like Astreja, you read into my posts what you want to believe and never listen to what was actually said, you deceive yourself as much as she does and that is a mental issue you need to deal with. As far as needing your help that's a joke and one I find pathetic and not at all funny. You go to this church where you play music take God's money and their love for you and then you trash them at your meetings. You are a coward, face them and tell them how you really see them and what you think of God. By the way my life is just fine and I know your's can't be because you prey on those who care about you and there is something that's just not human about that. I know why you do not want to believe in God, you like having subjective morals so you can belittle anyone who cares about you and then justify it with whatever strikes your fancy. You will have to answer for it and it will be before God and all those people you pretended to care about and that will just be the beginning of your hell, unless you change and come to Christ as your savior. One more thing and then I'm done with you and Astreja, the only reason my post was that long was because of the wall you put up. I still challenge you to be listening this Sunday because your song from God will be playing and it could be the last time it will be played and it would be terrible for you to lose the chance to dance on God's great dance floor. I wish you luck in you search for a job, one because I do care and also because I'm hoping those people at the church want have to be belittled by you anymore. If you do not find another job it will be because God has you in the place he wants you and that you can take to the bank. I offered you a little peace treaty when I said we were having a "good conversation," and I truly meant that and since you have rejected that I no longer see that we need to have further conversations. They would be the same ol' thing and you would be getting upset and that's not good for anyone. You all think you upset me all the time and on a few occasions it's happened, but with God's peace in my life I do not concern myself with the things said to me.

GC

So brainwashed that he's even incapable of realizing that the quote is actually about xtian proselytization.  It described every minute of his participation in this forum.  The word "christian" was changed to atheist, "atheism" was changed to "beliefs".  He's so terrified of questioning his programming and his fantasy friend that he can't even see himself in a mirror.  It's so terribly sad.

Let's put it back to original:
"ATHEISTS are often hurt when CHRISTIANS attack their atheism, it seems hateful. Being told that your need to believe in God, being told that you will go to hell if you don't believe in God, being told that you are rejecting God's perfect plan for you, these things hurt. You must try and remember that CHRISTIANS hate the unbelief, not the unbeliever. CHRISTIANS don't hate you, they only hate your sick, awful, abhorrent, amoral delusion that the GOD OF THE UNIVERSE who is ALL LOVE doesn't exist.  They hate the disrespect you show by doubting their God.  They hate seeing your lack of belief that keeps you trapped in a state of constant sin. Really, CHRISTIANS love YOU, we want you help you, we want to save you from hell, we want to replace your unbelief with belief and make you into a good person! Does that help? Do you feel loved now?"

[Silver]

This thread has officially reached the TL;DR stage.

[Edwardo Piet]

So to sum it all up.... the beliefs that Christians can hold that are reasonable have absolutely nothing to do with Christianity. As Christianity isn't reasonable. I mean, come on, Jesus Christ.

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[Angrboda]

Good conversation.  RIIIIIIGGGHHHT.  I hope you had fun writing that huge wall of judgmental, holier-than-thou, ridiculous, delusional, faux-parental drivel.  
I have read your hideous wholly babble through many times.  It is not a historical document.  The vast majority of its fantasy tales never happened.  
There is no god, shithead.  The absolute proof lives in that crap you just posted. 

I will leave you with the text of a popular meme.  

"Christians are often hurt when atheists attack their beliefs, it seems hateful. Being told that your god doesn't exist, being told that you're not going to heaven, being told that you're not a part of anybody's perfect plan, these things hurt. You must try and remember that atheists hate the belief, not the believer. Atheists don't hate you, they only hate your sick, awful, abhorrent, abusive beliefs.  They hate the pain and hurt caused because of your beliefs.  They hate seeing your beliefs keeping you trapped in a state of constant delusion. Really, atheists love YOU, we want you help you, but we will not accept your belief.  Does that help? Do you feel loved now?"

Grow up, wake up, educate yourself, you DESPERATELY need my help!!!  Listen to the voice of reason!  Turn your poor pathetic despicable hypocritical delusional life around!!

LOL

 
 Love me, that may be the biggest lie I've heard on this forums, you should go back and read all the post where atheist have said they hate me with all their being and I include you in that. Your little meme means nothing you nor any other atheist here can hurt me and why, because I know the truth and I know God and I know he is real, so all that crap you posted was posted only to make you feel better. By the way the Bible isn't a historical document and was never intended to be so, it's a spiritual book about finding God and living a purposeful life with Him. You're just like Astreja, you read into my posts what you want to believe and never listen to what was actually said, you deceive yourself as much as she does and that is a mental issue you need to deal with. As far as needing your help that's a joke and one I find pathetic and not at all funny. You go to this church where you play music take God's money and their love for you and then you trash them at your meetings. You are a coward, face them and tell them how you really see them and what you think of God. By the way my life is just fine and I know your's can't be because you prey on those who care about you and there is something that's just not human about that. I know why you do not want to believe in God, you like having subjective morals so you can belittle anyone who cares about you and then justify it with whatever strikes your fancy. You will have to answer for it and it will be before God and all those people you pretended to care about and that will just be the beginning of your hell, unless you change and come to Christ as your savior. One more thing and then I'm done with you and Astreja, the only reason my post was that long was because of the wall you put up. I still challenge you to be listening this Sunday because your song from God will be playing and it could be the last time it will be played and it would be terrible for you to lose the chance to dance on God's great dance floor. I wish you luck in you search for a job, one because I do care and also because I'm hoping those people at the church want have to be belittled by you anymore. If you do not find another job it will be because God has you in the place he wants you and that you can take to the bank. I offered you a little peace treaty when I said we were having a "good conversation," and I truly meant that and since you have rejected that I no longer see that we need to have further conversations. They would be the same ol' thing and you would be getting upset and that's not good for anyone. You all think you upset me all the time and on a few occasions it's happened, but with God's peace in my life I do not concern myself with the things said to me.

GC

Wow, will you look at all that sauce!

[He lives]

So to sum it all up.... the beliefs that Christians can hold that are reasonable have absolutely nothing to do with Christianity. As Christianity isn't reasonable. I mean, come on, Jesus Christ.

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You can either believe in intelligent design or happenstance. I have chosen to believe that life came about by intelligent design because I can not believe that life came about by happenstance.

[drfuzzy]

So to sum it all up.... the beliefs that Christians can hold that are reasonable have absolutely nothing to do with Christianity. As Christianity isn't reasonable. I mean, come on, Jesus Christ.

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You can either believe in intelligent design or happenstance. I have chosen to believe that life came about by intelligent design because I can not believe that life came about by happenstance.

Or you could actually go learn some science.

[Cod]

So to sum it all up.... the beliefs that Christians can hold that are reasonable have absolutely nothing to do with Christianity. As Christianity isn't reasonable. I mean, come on, Jesus Christ.

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You can either believe in intelligent design or happenstance. I have chosen to believe that life came about by intelligent design because I can not believe that life came about by happenstance.

Stop saying happenstance right now.

[He lives]

You can either believe in intelligent design or happenstance. I have chosen to believe that life came about by intelligent design because I can not believe that life came about by happenstance.

Or you could actually go learn some science.

Real science or abiogenesis?

[Amarok]

Real science or abiogenesis

Too bad for you abiogenesis is science unlike creationism which is cultism

[Minimalist]

You must try and remember that atheists hate the belief, not the believer.

Not in your case, G-C.