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Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 2:56 am
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Yes, this is the fake poll to beat all fake polls.
Ladies, please answer honestly.
Us blokes know if you're lying (because you're usually reading a book)
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 5:53 am
I caught my missus faking the big O once. She told me they were Oreos, turned out to be Hydrox.
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 5:56 am
Yeah, mine sounds like that when she puts on her new Italian leather boots...
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 8:24 am
Ladies faking an Oscar Robertson? I like to see that.
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 8:39 am
Never dared try faking an orgasm because I don't know what they are supposed to be like.
My husband's a screamer though.
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 9:34 am
No. I don't see the point in it.
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 10:32 am
Yep. I have. Sorry, not sorry, but not every guy actually knows how to do it right.
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 10:47 am
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I feel like if you fake it, he won't learn how to do better.
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 10:53 am
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You can tell when you've done it right if you pay close enough attention (and sometimes it's obvious)... their legs tremble and their face flushes in sync with their breath in a way that can't possibly be faked.
You can't fake your reaction to the Hammy tongue 
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 11:15 am
I can tell I'm doing it right when she drops her phone.
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