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Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?

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Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 11:23 am
Not once.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 11:25 am
once . . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 11:34 am (This post was last modified: April 28, 2018 at 11:35 am by Whateverist.)
(April 28, 2018 at 10:32 am)Joods Wrote: Yep. I have. Sorry, not sorry, but not every guy actually knows how to do it right.


Just being polite?  Hopefully you at least tried steering him in the right direction first.  I wonder if there should be a class taught in high school on this?
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 12:05 pm (This post was last modified: April 28, 2018 at 12:05 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(April 28, 2018 at 11:23 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Not once.

Yay! Good on you and CL! Big Grin

Authenticity FTW.
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 12:58 pm
Maybe....
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 1:55 pm
(April 28, 2018 at 12:58 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Maybe....

Translation:  'yes'.

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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 2:05 pm
I'd be kind of insulted if no woman ever cared enough to fake an organism for me.  Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 2:57 pm
(April 28, 2018 at 2:05 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I'd be kind of insulted if no woman ever cared enough to fake an organism for me.  Wink

Fake an organism? What, you mean like, give you a robot goldfish as a birthday present? (like the one in Red Dwarf that The Cat breaks his tooth on).
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 3:33 pm
Yeah, just like that...robot goldfish and stuff...what else would I be talking about when I say "fake an orgasm"?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 4:45 pm
Wait until you hear about the guy who faked the orgasm and she never noticed... Angel
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