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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 5:00 pm
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Those instances in which you hit it hard, she's losing it..but you're rapidly losing wood and call it so that it can be awesome instead of sad?
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 5:39 pm
(April 28, 2018 at 5:00 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Those instances in which you hit it hard, she's losing it..but you're rapidly losing wood and call it so that it can be awesome instead of sad?
If that's your story, better not tell 
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 5:42 pm
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In my experience™...it;s fine to tell the story the next day, and you usually get choice head out of the deal. No one wants to break the magic in the moment..but, after the moment, everybody understands what it is to have someone else into something more than you are. There's hardly a girl or guy on this planet that's never done something for the other naked person in the orgasm equation.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 7:35 pm
(April 28, 2018 at 3:33 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Yeah, just like that...robot goldfish and stuff...what else would I be talking about when I say "fake an orgasm"?
You said organism...
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 7:41 pm
(April 28, 2018 at 11:34 am)Whateverist Wrote: (April 28, 2018 at 10:32 am)Joods Wrote: Yep. I have. Sorry, not sorry, but not every guy actually knows how to do it right.
Just being polite? Hopefully you at least tried steering him in the right direction first. I wonder if there should be a class taught in high school on this?
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Boys need to be told that No means NO! DON'T STOP! RIGHT THERE! YES YES YES!
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 7:42 pm
Good thing I'm not into girls.
The boys just want it, there's no "no".
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 7:51 pm
(April 28, 2018 at 7:42 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Good thing I'm not into girls.
The boys just want it, there's no "no".
Depends if the guy you're coming onto is gay or not
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 8:36 pm
. . . sometimes . . .
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 29, 2018 at 4:32 am
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I'm married now, but when I was younger and I was with someone new, I always played a fun game, the "zero-to-ten game." "How about if I tickle here? Kiss here? Lick there? What if I pull this? Push that?"
"Five. . . .five. . . ewww, two! Six. Seven. Seven and a half. . . Nine nine nine nine. Teeee-eee-eenn!"
It's super-fun, and an added bonus is it makes my partner focus on what matters- what makes her feel good. I'm pretty sure my partners' orgasms were real, because I don't think those particular girls would have been willing to make those particular sounds and faces if they weren't real.
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I'm pretty sure this game saved my marriage.
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RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 29, 2018 at 8:44 am
I've faked an orgasm a few times.
Of course it only works if you're wearing a franger.
Women get quite upset if you don't finish.
Let's just say I've taken a few job offers before, found out it wasn't for me and went home early.
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